This a song go out to all my gay friends at sea. A captains, deck hands, surfer dudes and the not so straight submarine dudes. We be rammin and Jammin Mon.
Ok a one margarita for me
Ok a two a Hennessy in my belly
A pins colada with extra glass of rum
I can’t stand up I need two cute sailors to carry me back to my room mon
Buzzed on the cruise I cannot see straight
Room full of men I’m in heaven I’m not sure if I’m straight
The DJ play my a favorite song
A dozen nude Jamaican dudes with oily thongs
If this wrong Mon I don’t wanna be right Mon
Dreamy hung beachside dudes that look like a Mr universe I cannot handle all this rum and dick and balls my friend
A one a margarita a one a margarita
A tall glass of triple sec in my throat let’s party on a Caribbean gay cruise woooooooooooooooooooo sailor sailor sailor