[Verse 1] I seen him out in town wearin’ skinny-ass jeans Got a vape in his mouth and protein in his dreams Talkin’ big on TikTok, flexin’ in the mirror But cryin’ in the DMs when life ain’t clearer He drives a Honda with a lifted kit Still owes his mama for half of it Says he’s “alpha” with his spray-on tan Congrats, girl… that’s your new man ⸻ [Chorus] 🎤 My ex’s new man — what a downgrade prize Posin’ for selfies while believin’ his lies Thought she traded up, guess she settled down With a boy who don’t leave his hometown My ex’s new man — wears her jeans at night Can’t fix a tire but he starts a fight You broke my heart, girl, but look where you ran… To a boy wearin’ bracelets… sayin’ “I’m your man” ⸻ [Verse 2] He’s got tattoos but they ain’t hard-earned Just a Pinterest pin he copied and burned Talks about stocks but can’t count rent Still livin’ on vibes and his mama’s consent He posts gym pics like he’s chasin’ fame But skips leg day — yeah, we all know the game You left a real one for a Snapchat plan So toast to you, babe… and your brand-new man ⸻ [Chorus] 🎤 My ex’s new man — got the softest hands Never split wood, just claps on OnlyFans Talkin’ big, but he’s barely grown Still beggin’ for love through a speakerphone My ex’s new man — what a plot twist scene Wears more makeup than she’s ever seen You broke my heart, but now I understand… You needed a boy… not a goddamn man ⸻ [Bridge – Slow Groove Breakdown] Hey bro… don’t take it personal It takes a weak one to make her feel powerful So here’s to your future… and her past I’ll drink to that… while you kiss her ass ⸻ [Final Chorus – Big & Loud] 🎤 My ex’s new man — yeah, what a deal Pouts in the mirror like it’s part of the meal Thinks he’s tough with a vape in his hand Congratulations, bud… you’re her new man 🎤 My ex’s new man — can’t change a tire Still rocks neon shoes like a midlife flyer You broke my heart, but I ain’t even mad… ‘Cause losers like you make me look like her dad ⸻ [Outro – Spoken/Mocking Laugh] Good luck, buddy. You’re gonna need it.

MY EX’S NEW MAN