MY EX’S NEW MAN

I seen him out in town wearin’ skinny-ass jeans

Got a vape in his mouth and protein in his dreams

Talkin’ big on TikTok, flexin’ in the mirror

But cryin’ in the DMs when life ain’t clearer

He drives a Honda with a lifted kit

Still owes his mama for half of it

Says he’s “alpha” with his spray-on tan

Congrats, girl… that’s your new man

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🎤 My ex’s new man — what a downgrade prize

Posin’ for selfies while believin’ his lies

Thought she traded up, guess she settled down

With a boy who don’t leave his hometown

My ex’s new man — wears her jeans at night

Can’t fix a tire but he starts a fight

You broke my heart, girl, but look where you ran…

To a boy wearin’ bracelets… sayin’ “I’m your man”

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He’s got tattoos but they ain’t hard-earned

Just a Pinterest pin he copied and burned

Talks about stocks but can’t count rent

Still livin’ on vibes and his mama’s consent

He posts gym pics like he’s chasin’ fame

But skips leg day — yeah, we all know the game

You left a real one for a Snapchat plan

So toast to you, babe… and your brand-new man

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🎤 My ex’s new man — got the softest hands

Never split wood, just claps on OnlyFans

Talkin’ big, but he’s barely grown

Still beggin’ for love through a speakerphone

My ex’s new man — what a plot twist scene

Wears more makeup than she’s ever seen

You broke my heart, but now I understand…

You needed a boy… not a goddamn man

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Hey bro… don’t take it personal

It takes a weak one to make her feel powerful

So here’s to your future… and her past

I’ll drink to that… while you kiss her ass

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🎤 My ex’s new man — yeah, what a deal

Pouts in the mirror like it’s part of the meal

Thinks he’s tough with a vape in his hand

Congratulations, bud… you’re her new man

🎤 My ex’s new man — can’t change a tire

Still rocks neon shoes like a midlife flyer

You broke my heart, but I ain’t even mad…

‘Cause losers like you make me look like her dad

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Good luck, buddy.

You’re gonna need it.