

Prompt / Lyrics
The naughty boys and girls wept Late on Christmas Eve Their little hearts downtrodden And tears on their sleeves Chance after chance: come and gone While the happy kids laughed together in song The one that goes, Krampus is coming along. You cussed out your teacher one day at school You tossed a small dog in the neighborhood pool You forgot all the trash cans in back of the house You tortured your sister with a great big fat mouse You said you were sorry and didn’t feel well Now Krampus is coming to take you to hell Oh, Krampus is coming to take you to hell You lied to your momma and your papa too You stole all the gloves and filled them with glue You stayed up past bedtime and pretended to sleep You pushed your poor sister when she wouldn’t leap You took it all back, but your fingers were crossed Still, Krampus is coming to see you hell tossed Oh, Krampus is coming to see you he’ll tossed You cried out loud a’watching the kids play You’re stuck inside on this lovely snow day You scream and curse at their holiday cheer You look all around and sneak a holiday beer You say oh, well, Krampus be damned Then run your thumb across the Christmas ham You don’t know how to be good or where to begin So, Krampus is coming to eat out your sin Yes, Krampus is coming to eat all your sin You cling to your covers on Christmas Eve night You pray to the lord to learn wrong from right You promised to give up the dirty girl mags And vowed you would toss them in the morning trash bags But out on the stairs you hear a stumbled step creep You’re situation is final; you’re just in too deep You see the dark shadow climbing the wall And grab your baseball bat and spring into the hall The crouched figure halts and began to spin So you lift up your slugger with devilish grin The figure yells stop and stands in place While you bring down the bat into Krampus’ face The jolly fat man crumbled to the ground Santa’s left leg twitched and he gurgled a sound “I never gave up on you and believed you’d do well Now, Krampus is surely coming to drag you to Hell!” And so Krampus appeared to drag you to hell! But Santa soon healed and now he is well.
Tags
Christmas
3:24
No
12/24/2025