Do Not Click My Profile >_>

[Intro]
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go

[Verse 1]
Hey there, excited fan, I see your wanderscape
Looking at my playlists, oh what a grand escape
But hold up, just a sec, before you dive right in
This is where I draw the line, let the sarcasm begin

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, please, don’t you dare, spam my profile like a game
Keep your hands to yourself, don’t steal my fame
I’m just a humble artist, not a viral hamster wheel
So kindly back away before I start to squeal

[Chorus]
Whatever you do, DO NOT! click my profile, don’t get involved
Spam my playlists, I implore, or I might just dissolve
Please, I beg, not to hit that number one spot
Or I might lose my mind, oh, what a terrible plot

[Bridge]
Oh, the temptation is so real, but I’ll resist the urge
You can admire from afar, don’t let your spamming emerge
Just a harmless request, with a sarcastic tone
Stay off my charts, and leave my music alone

[Outro]
So remember this warning, in the funniest way
Keep your clicks in check, don’t ruin my day
I love the fans, but oh, just for fun
Don’t click, don’t spam, or my top spot’s gone!

Great, now I’ll go cry in my pillow, just joking, I’m fine!

Sarcastic rock, humorous lyrics, energetic guitar, drums, bass, rebellious vibe, indie rock, new wave, heartland rock