Big truck... little dick.

When I was young I was a fool
Drove my Chevy Nova and I thought I was cool
Drinking beer and picking fights
A different drama another night
You might say I was a little prick
But soon to be outmatched 
Big truck
Little dick

Well he showed up at high school flippin shit
In a Ford Bronco 
With a lifter kit
He said my name is Richie Schmidt 
But all the women call me Dick

What is a teenage boy to do
It's a competition to show who makes who
And to be outdone just made me sick
So I said four words:
Big truck...little dick.

Well it came to a head that Friday night
Seven Eleven parking lot
Little Dick picked a fight
He threw his Slurpee on my fresh waxed Nova
I wouldn't let it stand... let him know it was over
 I Threw my fist at Dicks smug face
And he pulled out a can of mace
He sprayed it at me and drove away
Its a feud that continues to this day

What is a young man to do
You have to look out for you know who
And  small town fights can make you sick
Big truck
Little dick.

male, deep southern accent, country rock anthem, live