Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] [Drums start banging like falling pots and pans, followed by a kazoo solo] One! Two! Five! Potato! [Verse 1] I woke up inside a bagel made of solid concrete The pigeon on my porch was dancing on his tiny feet I tried to brush my teeth with a lobster named Marie But she turned into a tractor and she drove into the sea! The calendar is melting and the carpet’s made of soup I’m running in a circle like a chicken in a loop! [Chorus] Paint the ceiling with a tuba! Ride a llama to the moon! If you sneeze inside a pickle You’ll be waking up at noon! It’s a gravitational wobble In a bubblegum balloon! [Scream] ZUCCHINI! [Verse 2] My computer started crying tears of orange marmalade The traffic light is purple, drinking pink lemonade A kangaroo is stealing all the wifi from the sky He put it in his pocket with a ham on rye! Gravity is backward, I am falling up the stairs The sofa is discussing global politics with bears! [Bridge] [Music slows down to a spooky whisper] Why is the sidewalk whispering my name? Why is the ocean made of cellophane? [Music speeds up to 1000mph] Wait! The clouds are made of cotton candy bones! Calling me on telephone ice cream cones! "Hello? Is this the badger?" "NO! THIS IS THE SPATULA!" [Guitar Solo] [Imagine a guitar solo, but played with a rubber chicken] [Chorus] Paint the ceiling with a tuba! Ride a llama to the moon! If you sneeze inside a pickle You’ll be waking up at noon! It’s a gravitational wobble In a bubblegum balloon! [Scream] MACARONI! [Outro] Elbows! Glitter! Taxidermy! Cheese! [Sound of a balloon deflating]
Tags
pop, punk, marching band, big band, kazoo, hawaiian
Duration
2:37
Instrumental
No
Created
12/27/2025