(Intro – Spoken) Yo… This ain’t the Matrix—it’s worse. This is real life… on Wi-Fi… with fries. --- (Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP) Modern life is glitched, it's wild and absurd, Like a dog on Zoom call sayin’ "what’s the word?" We got AI art and robotic chefs, And a smart fridge roastin' my snacky thefts! Boom boom—scroll and doom, TikTok facts from a bathroom broom! Truth so strange, you’ll question your pitch— This beat hits hard like a Netflix glitch! --- (Verse 1 – Rap) People date via hologram—romance.exe, And I just got ghosted by a chatbot’s text. There’s cows with VR for milkier moods, And my diet’s destroyed by 3AM foods! Bananas are berries, Google confirmed, But strawberries ain't—my whole brain burned. Birds aren’t real? That’s a trending plot, Meanwhile my smart toaster knows when I’m hot! Cars drive themselves while I forget socks, And my neighbor’s parrot just bought some stocks. Reality’s cracked, but I’m on board, Dancing with drones on a hoverboard! --- (Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP) Modern life is glitched, facts on fire, Like Elon chillin’ in a Mars empire. We laugh, we cry, we meme, we scream, While deepfakes sing in a soda stream! Boom boom—USB dreams, Life’s got bugs and Wi-Fi beams. So dance like your fridge is watchin’ you— ‘Cause it probably is… and it likes your shoes. --- (Verse 2 – Fast Rap) There's a toaster that tweets and a chair with sass, My vacuum’s judging me as it rolls past. AI makes beats, AI makes art, But I still burn pasta and call that smart. The moon’s for sale, air comes in cans, And billionaires fight with emoji hands. Dogs go viral for doing math, While I lose Wi-Fi and feel the wrath! My phone listens more than friends I trust, And I accidentally ordered 10 pounds of crust. Zoom fatigue, remote rage, Still wear pajamas on the Zoom stage. --- (Bridge – Spoken, glitchy voice) “You are now entering: Reality 404. Brain: Offline. Logic: Not Found.” --- (Final Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP) Modern life is glitched, we're trapped in LOL, With facts so weird they deserve a Nobel. Truth hits hard like a bassline punch, Like a cat on Slack, yellin' “Where’s my lunch?!” Boom boom—scroll and doom, Dance like chaos in your living room! Modern facts, insane and rich— Laugh it off, ‘cause life’s a glitch! ---

STAR - Modern Life is gliched