STAR - Modern Life is gliched

(Intro – Spoken)

Yo…

This ain’t the Matrix—it’s worse.

This is real life… on Wi-Fi… with fries.

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(Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)

Modern life is glitched, it's wild and absurd,

Like a dog on Zoom call sayin’ "what’s the word?"

We got AI art and robotic chefs,

And a smart fridge roastin' my snacky thefts!

Boom boom—scroll and doom,

TikTok facts from a bathroom broom!

Truth so strange, you’ll question your pitch—

This beat hits hard like a Netflix glitch!

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(Verse 1 – Rap)

People date via hologram—romance.exe,

And I just got ghosted by a chatbot’s text.

There’s cows with VR for milkier moods,

And my diet’s destroyed by 3AM foods!

Bananas are berries, Google confirmed,

But strawberries ain't—my whole brain burned.

Birds aren’t real? That’s a trending plot,

Meanwhile my smart toaster knows when I’m hot!

Cars drive themselves while I forget socks,

And my neighbor’s parrot just bought some stocks.

Reality’s cracked, but I’m on board,

Dancing with drones on a hoverboard!

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(Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)

Modern life is glitched, facts on fire,

Like Elon chillin’ in a Mars empire.

We laugh, we cry, we meme, we scream,

While deepfakes sing in a soda stream!

Boom boom—USB dreams,

Life’s got bugs and Wi-Fi beams.

So dance like your fridge is watchin’ you—

‘Cause it probably is… and it likes your shoes.

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(Verse 2 – Fast Rap)

There's a toaster that tweets and a chair with sass,

My vacuum’s judging me as it rolls past.

AI makes beats, AI makes art,

But I still burn pasta and call that smart.

The moon’s for sale, air comes in cans,

And billionaires fight with emoji hands.

Dogs go viral for doing math,

While I lose Wi-Fi and feel the wrath!

My phone listens more than friends I trust,

And I accidentally ordered 10 pounds of crust.

Zoom fatigue, remote rage,

Still wear pajamas on the Zoom stage.

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(Bridge – Spoken, glitchy voice)

“You are now entering: Reality 404.

Brain: Offline. Logic: Not Found.”

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(Final Hook – HARDSTYLE DROP)

Modern life is glitched, we're trapped in LOL,

With facts so weird they deserve a Nobel.

Truth hits hard like a bassline punch,

Like a cat on Slack, yellin' “Where’s my lunch?!”

Boom boom—scroll and doom,

Dance like chaos in your living room!

Modern facts, insane and rich—

Laugh it off, ‘cause life’s a glitch!

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