TRAILER PARK DATING GAME

Welcome y’all to lot 19

Where love’s duct-taped and kinda mean

We got Daisy Mae with four ex-husbands

And Bubba Joe who’s still her cousin

Spin that wheel and take your chance

You might just win a beer and dance

Swipe right on that folding chair

If you got teeth, you’re halfway there

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Red Solo cups and broken dreams

Mullet matches made on screens

Who needs roses when you got

Bingo cards and tater tots

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It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game

Where your soulmate might share your last name

Drama, denim, and propane

Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane

No need for class, no need for shame

Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame

Find love or a fight in the pouring rain

That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game

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Tammy’s got a tramp stamp of a unicorn

Ricky’s ex threw a brick at his Ford

Missed the truck but hit the dog

Now she’s single, drunk, and on the vlog

Grandma’s judging from the porch

With a switchblade and a tiki torch

The host is drunk, the lights are dim

Let the games begin — let the chaos win

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It’s speed dating with cigarettes

Moonshine kisses and trailer threats

Get engaged by round three

Then ghost ‘em like it’s B&E

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It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game

Where your soulmate might share your last name

Drama, denim, and propane

Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane

No need for class, no need for shame

Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame

Find love or a fight in the pouring rain

That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game

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Swipe for the mullet, match for the grill

Kiss ‘em in the kiddie pool, keepin’ it real

Bachelor #3 stole your lawn chair

But dang, he’s cute with that chest hair

The judges? Two drunk raccoons

And a grandma in Crocs howlin’ at the moon

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It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game

Where passion burns like a tire flame

You might get ghosted or get a ring

Or end up in a fight with someone’s fling

No roses here, just fireball shame

But hey—true love’s just a name

So grab that mic and scream your claim

On the Trailer Park Dating Game!

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“Coming up next week: Tammy finds out her soulmate is her mechanic… again.”

Cue laugh track and rooster crow.