[Verse 1] Welcome y’all to lot 19 Where love’s duct-taped and kinda mean We got Daisy Mae with four ex-husbands And Bubba Joe who’s still her cousin Spin that wheel and take your chance You might just win a beer and dance Swipe right on that folding chair If you got teeth, you’re halfway there ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Red Solo cups and broken dreams Mullet matches made on screens Who needs roses when you got Bingo cards and tater tots ⸻ [Chorus] It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game Where your soulmate might share your last name Drama, denim, and propane Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane No need for class, no need for shame Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame Find love or a fight in the pouring rain That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game ⸻ [Verse 2] Tammy’s got a tramp stamp of a unicorn Ricky’s ex threw a brick at his Ford Missed the truck but hit the dog Now she’s single, drunk, and on the vlog Grandma’s judging from the porch With a switchblade and a tiki torch The host is drunk, the lights are dim Let the games begin — let the chaos win ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] It’s speed dating with cigarettes Moonshine kisses and trailer threats Get engaged by round three Then ghost ‘em like it’s B&E ⸻ [Chorus] It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game Where your soulmate might share your last name Drama, denim, and propane Everybody’s hot—and slightly insane No need for class, no need for shame Just beer, heartbreak, and walk-of-shame Find love or a fight in the pouring rain That’s the Trailer Park Dating Game ⸻ [Bridge – Breakdown Style] Swipe for the mullet, match for the grill Kiss ‘em in the kiddie pool, keepin’ it real Bachelor #3 stole your lawn chair But dang, he’s cute with that chest hair The judges? Two drunk raccoons And a grandma in Crocs howlin’ at the moon ⸻ [Final Chorus – Full Band, Loud, Ridiculous] It’s the Trailer Park Dating Game Where passion burns like a tire flame You might get ghosted or get a ring Or end up in a fight with someone’s fling No roses here, just fireball shame But hey—true love’s just a name So grab that mic and scream your claim On the Trailer Park Dating Game! ⸻ [Outro – Spoken, TV Host Voice] “Coming up next week: Tammy finds out her soulmate is her mechanic… again.” Cue laugh track and rooster crow.

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