Crooked Eye, Crazy Mind

[Verse 1]
I saw a crooked eye, never quite straight,
A mind so wild, it carried the weight.
The things he said, oh, they spun me 'round,
Like a carnival ride in a one-horse town.
[Chorus]
Oh, crooked eye, crazy mind,
Talking nonsense, one of a kind.
Tickling thoughts, a laugh you'll find,
With a crooked eye, and a crazy mind.
[Verse 2]
He’d whisper tales of a chicken that flew,
Swear up and down it was gospel true.
Said the moon’s just cheese for a cow’s delight,
And stars are just holes poked through the night.
[Prechorus]
It’s a world so strange, but somehow fine,
Through a crooked eye, and a crazy mind.
[Chorus]
Oh, crooked eye, crazy mind,
Talking nonsense, one of a kind.
Tickling thoughts, a laugh you'll find,
With a crooked eye, and a crazy mind.
[Bridge]
He’d laugh so hard, he'd fall from his chair,
Said gravity’s fake—it’s just hot air.
With a wink so bent and a grin so wide,
You’d swear he lived on the flip-flop side.

complemented by a light fiddle for added humor and charm, acoustic with a comedic twist; bright guitar strums and a bouncing upright bass set the tone, country, playful, comedy