Bowl Of Toasties

Verse 1

Woke up drowning in a bowl of toasties,

Burnt-out dreams and yesterday’s phonies.

Spoonful of static, crunch of regret,

Breakfast of champions who haven’t won yet.

Pre‑Chorus

You say it’s fine, you say it’s normal —

But normal’s just a cage in formal.

Chorus

Bowl of toasties — yeah, that’s my life,

Crunching through chaos with a plastic knife.

Bowl of toasties — sweet decay,

Another morning where I fake okay.

Verse 2

Milk’s gone sour like the words you spit,

Every promise flakes apart bit by bit.

You stir the mess like it’s gourmet art,

But you can’t mask rot with a shiny start.

Pre‑Chorus

You call it calm, you call it neat —

But your perfect world tastes obsolete.

Chorus

Bowl of toasties — yeah, that’s my life,

Crunching through chaos with a plastic knife.

Bowl of toasties — sweet decay,

Another morning where I fake okay.

Bridge

Pour it out, pour it out — let the madness spill,

Let the soggy truths drown the quiet kill.

If this is breakfast, then bring the fight —

I’ll chew through the wreckage and bite the night.

Final Chorus

Bowl of toasties — I’m done pretending,

This cereal spiral has no happy ending.

Bowl of toasties — watch me rise,

Spitting out the lies you caramelize.

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