The Best Of The Worst

Verse 1

They stacked the deck with jokers in suits,

Tin-foil crowns and polished boots,

A round table surrounded by fools,

Breaking every one of their own rules

Bragging about the “talent” they handpicked

A black top hat for another bad trick

A circus act not quite rehearsed,

Yeah, they’re proudly serving the best of the worst.

Pre-Chorus

Spin the wheel, pick a name,

Doesn’t matter — they’re all the same.

Unqualified, unprepared,

But hey, at least they look like they care.

Chorus

Best of the worst — that’s the legacy they claim

A hall of shame with a golden frame.

Best of the worst — every title undeserved,

A kingdom built on chaos, crooked and preserved.

Verse 2

They call it “leadership,” we call it a running joke

Another headline, another scapegoat.

Scandals gets swept under the rug,

Every critic gets branded a “thug.”

They hire friends, they fire the smart,

They tear the whole damn world apart —

A résumé forged, a nation reversed,

Yeah, they’re proudly picking the best of the worst.

Pre-Chorus

Spin the wheel, pick a name,

Doesn’t matter — they’re all the same.

Unqualified, unprepared,

But hey, at least they look like they care.

Chorus

Best of the worst — that’s the legacy they claim

A hall of shame with a golden frame.

Best of the worst — every title undeserved,

A kingdom built on chaos, crooked and preserved.

Bridge (Breakdown)

Put ‘em on a pedestal, watch it collapse,

Every appointment another relapse.

Choking on the smoke of their bad decisions,

A nation held hostage by failed revisions.

Raise your fist, scream it first —

They crowned themselves the best of the worst.

Final Chorus

Best of the worst — watching the world decay,

A throne of shit where the liars stay.

Best of the worst — we’re done being coerced,

We see the truth, and it’s unrehearsed.

Best of the worst — yeah, the curtain’s been dispersed,

And history won’t forget the best of the worst.