The Best Of The Worst

Verse 1

They stacked the deck with jokers in suits,
Tin-foil crowns and polished boots,
A round table surrounded by fools,
Breaking every one of their own rules
Bragging about the “talent” they handpicked
A black top hat for another bad trick 
A circus act not quite rehearsed,
Yeah, they’re proudly serving the best of the worst.

Pre-Chorus

Spin the wheel, pick a name,
Doesn’t matter — they’re all the same.
Unqualified, unprepared,
But hey, at least they look like they care.

Chorus

Best of the worst — that’s the legacy they claim
A hall of shame with a golden frame.
Best of the worst — every title undeserved,
A kingdom built on chaos, crooked and preserved.

Verse 2

They call it “leadership,” we call it a running joke 
Another headline, another scapegoat.
Scandals gets swept under the rug,
Every critic gets branded a “thug.”
They hire friends, they fire the smart,
They tear the whole damn world apart —
A résumé forged, a nation reversed,
Yeah, they’re proudly picking the best of the worst.

Pre-Chorus

Spin the wheel, pick a name,
Doesn’t matter — they’re all the same.
Unqualified, unprepared,
But hey, at least they look like they care.

Chorus

Best of the worst — that’s the legacy they claim
A hall of shame with a golden frame.
Best of the worst — every title undeserved,
A kingdom built on chaos, crooked and preserved.

Bridge (Breakdown)

Put ‘em on a pedestal, watch it collapse,
Every appointment another relapse.
Choking on the smoke of their bad decisions,
A nation held hostage by failed revisions.
Raise your fist, scream it first —
They crowned themselves the best of the worst.

Final Chorus

Best of the worst — watching the world decay,
A throne of shit where the liars stay.
Best of the worst — we’re done being coerced,
We see the truth, and it’s unrehearsed.
Best of the worst — yeah, the curtain’s been dispersed,
And history won’t forget the best of the worst.

Punk / Metal