A Song Of Nonsense

(Verse 1)

I woke up sneezing confetti and glue,

My bathtub was filled with invisible stew.

The ceiling’s a pickle, the floor’s made of cheese,

And my neighbor’s a lamp that only says, “Please!”

(Pre-Chorus)

Oh, zoodle-bop, shimmy-sham-shoo!

My left ear’s dancing while my right turns blue!

Tried to mail a jellybean to outer space,

But a kangaroo took it and slapped my face!

(Chorus)

Zoodle-bop banana socks,

Wiggle like a fish if your brain unlocks!

Flim-flam, doodle-jam,

Hop on a turtle and call it Sam!

(Verse 2)

The clock in my pocket just learned how to yodel,

A tuba fell in love with a bowl of granola.

I married a donut, divorced it for soup,

Now my best friend is a sneaky kazoo!

(Pre-Chorus)

Oh, zoodle-bop, shimmy-sham-shoo!

I tripped on a rainbow and lost my shoe!

I tried to buy logic from an old raccoon,

But he only sold riddles and one lost balloon!

(Chorus)

Zoodle-bop banana socks,

Wiggle like a fish if your brain unlocks!

Flim-flam, doodle-jam,

Hop on a turtle and call it Sam!

(Bridge)

“Sir, you can’t pay for that sandwich with a cloud.”

“But it’s a premium nimbus!”

“I’m calling security.”

(Chorus)

Zoodle-bop banana socks,

Spin in a circle ‘til your elbows talk!

Flim-flam, doodle-jam,

Ride a spaghetti wave straight to Japan!

(Outro)

Mumble-bop, sniffle-sneeze,

A walrus just gave me the skeleton keys…