A Song Of Nonsense

(Verse 1)
I woke up sneezing confetti and glue,
My bathtub was filled with invisible stew.
The ceiling’s a pickle, the floor’s made of cheese,
And my neighbor’s a lamp that only says, “Please!”
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, zoodle-bop, shimmy-sham-shoo!
My left ear’s dancing while my right turns blue!
Tried to mail a jellybean to outer space,
But a kangaroo took it and slapped my face!
(Chorus)
Zoodle-bop banana socks,
Wiggle like a fish if your brain unlocks!
Flim-flam, doodle-jam,
Hop on a turtle and call it Sam!
(Verse 2)
The clock in my pocket just learned how to yodel,
A tuba fell in love with a bowl of granola.
I married a donut, divorced it for soup,
Now my best friend is a sneaky kazoo!
(Pre-Chorus)
Oh, zoodle-bop, shimmy-sham-shoo!
I tripped on a rainbow and lost my shoe!
I tried to buy logic from an old raccoon,
But he only sold riddles and one lost balloon!
(Chorus)
Zoodle-bop banana socks,
Wiggle like a fish if your brain unlocks!
Flim-flam, doodle-jam,
Hop on a turtle and call it Sam!
(Bridge)
“Sir, you can’t pay for that sandwich with a cloud.”
“But it’s a premium nimbus!”
“I’m calling security.”
(Chorus)
Zoodle-bop banana socks,
Spin in a circle ‘til your elbows talk!
Flim-flam, doodle-jam,
Ride a spaghetti wave straight to Japan!
(Outro)
Mumble-bop, sniffle-sneeze,
A walrus just gave me the skeleton keys…

Chaotic, random soundscape, radically changes speed and music genres, male voice