🔥 Cold‑Open (spoken, hung‑over, street ambience) Burp—“Last night was cheeks, champagne, and victory cake. The war’s won… the ass was eaten… life is goo—” HONNNKK! SMACK! Cue the familiar screech of* 🚚 TRUCK‑KUN**—again.* [🚨 Intro – angelic choir, anime harp gliss] “DEUS EX BUMPER STRIKES TWICE!” The Holy One flies through the windshield of destiny, Straight into another dimension nobody requested. New world, same horny disaster. [🎤 Verse 1 – respawn & recon] Respawned butt‑naked in a sky of pastel slime, Achievement unlocked: “Two‑Time Roadkill, Prime.” Dropped on a temple made of titty pillows, Priestess purrs, “Oh Sacred Snack, rise from your billows.” No sword, no map—just legendary sack, My load’s still mighty; the prophecy’s back. Scroll pops up: “Collect nine goddess cakes,” Bruh, I just finished… well, who needs breaks? [🎶 Pre‑Chorus – self‑aware grumble] Last realm’s saved, now I’m speed‑running sin, Truck‑kun hit refresh—guess we do it again. If fate’s that thirsty, I’ll pour the jug, Seven more realms? Fine. Hold my plug. [💥 Chorus – repeat‑offender hype] TRUCK‑KUN — BACK FOR ROUND TWO! Ran me over, now I’m back to screw. OP NERD — SEQUEL S*X GOD! New realm, same dong, still over‑awed. Legend says the chosen simp… Claps cheeks across dimensions in loops— Guess I’m on New Game+ with extra boobs. ⏳💦 [🎤 Verse 2 – new world, new weird] Met a goth dragon with piercéd scales, She said, “Ride me, daddy, and collect my mails.” Quest log screams: “Deliver these nudes,” Side mission: “Steal soap from the slime‑girl dudes.” Meanwhile a techno‑nun drones, “Holy One, please!” She’s got LED rosaries and silicon knees. Slap a switch, the altar gyrates, Now my XP bar just masturbates. [🌌 Bridge – prophecy callback, gospel trap] Legend said I’d bust in seven timelines—done. So truck said “lol, speedrun,” dropped me at Timeline 8. I’m not overpowered… I’m issued a season pass to every cake in creation. Praise be the bumper! [💥 Final Chorus – full EDM degeneracy] TRUCK‑KUN — CRUSH ME DADDY! Every run spawns thicker baddie. OP NERD — BUGGED IMMORTAL! Dies on the road, respawns in a brothel. Scrolls keep writing, nuns keep sinning, This hamster wheel of cheeks ain’t thinning. New realm loads, my zipper explodes— Endless isekai, infinite modes! 🧻 Outro – tire squeal, faint angel moan Voice of the cosmos: “Game autosaved. Prepare to cross again in… 30 seconds.” Distant truck horn. OP Nerd sighs, unzips, and grins: “Plot armor? Nah—bumper armor. Bring it.”

Truck-kun, You Missed a Spot