Track · Apr 10, 2026 · English

Nobody Gets My Jokes Anymore

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3:48

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Told a guy his head would look real nice up on my wall

He didn't laugh. Just started runnin'. I guess he'd heard it all

Told the next one "Don't worry, I only kill the ones I like"

He shot himself right on the spot. Man, people are so uptight

[Chorus]

Nobody gets my jokes anymore

Used to be the funny one around this dusty town

Now they just look at me and lock the general store

I tell 'em "lighten up, it's just a joke"

They start screamin' on the floor

Nobody gets my jokes anymore

[snort laugh]

[Verse 2]

Told a pretty lady "You got eyes like a vulture's nest"

She maced me and confessed that I had failed the vibe check

Told a bartender "I'll pay you in teeth, they're as good as cash"

He reached under the counter. Man, that fella's got no class

[Chorus]

Nobody gets my jokes anymore

Used to be the funny one around this dusty town

Now they just look at me and lock the general store

I tell 'em "lighten up, it's just a joke"

They start screamin' on the floor

Nobody gets my jokes anymore

[snort laugh]

[Bridge — spoken, faster, more unhinged]

What happened to this planet?

Used to be a guy could joke about a bloody handprint

Or a body in a trunk, or a real good skull-related pun

And folks would slap their knees and buy another round for everyone

Now I tell a little zinger 'bout a bandit and a gun

And suddenly I'm the bad guy? hollow laugh

...I'm still funny. They're the ones who changed.

[Instrumental break — banjo goes a little off the rails. Stumbling, then recovering. Then stumbling again.]

[Outro — slower, almost confused]

Nobody gets my jokes...

Nobody gets my...

[quiet]

I had a good one earlier. Somethin' about... a shovel...

...forgot the punchline.

[long pause. Then, soft:]

...ah hell.

[just guitar. Then stops mid-strum.]

Style

outlaw countrytempo: upbeatalmost bluegrass speed. banjo or mandolin driving hardmaleenglish

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AshePoalumu

GeneratedApr 10, 2026

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