Shit Happens

Well, the milk hit the floor, the cat took a sip,
The baby threw his toy, and I tripped on my hip.
Burnt the toast, the coffee's gone cold,
Life’s a rodeo, gotta grab a hold.

Ain’t no use cryin’, over spilt or spoiled,
Life’s a pot of gumbo, sometimes it’s boiled.

When the road gets rough, and the tire won’t roll,
When the cow tips you instead of the pole,
Just shrug it off, give it a try—
'Cause shit happens, honey, let it slide.

Stepped in gum outside the store,
Dropped my coffee, spilled some more.
My truck won’t start, it’s outta gas,
And my ex drove by, just to laugh.

But hey, the sun’s still in the sky,
Life’s too short to sit and cry.

When the road gets rough, and the tire won’t roll,
When the cow tips you instead of the pole,
Just shrug it off, give it a try—
'Cause shit happens, honey, let it slide.

Lost my wallet, broke my phone,
My dog ran off, now I’m alone.
The cat’s in heat, the fridge gave out,
But what’s the use of cryin’ about?

I’ll crack a joke, I’ll hum a tune,
Ain’t no storm I can’t dance through.

When the cake falls flat, and the icing’s gone,
When the rooster crows at the crack of dawn,
Just laugh it off, let your troubles fly—
'Cause shit happens, darlin’, let it slide.

Got a flat on the highway, lost my spare,
Hairdryer blew out, now my hair’s a scare.
The dog ate the cake, the lawnmower died,
But honey, life’s a wild ride, you gotta let it slide.

Ain’t no sense in fussin’, over life’s little stings,
Just grab your hat, girl, and dance while it sings.

Let it go, let it flow, like a river downstream,
Laugh it off, shake it off, ain't as bad as it seems.
When the truck breaks down or the rooster won't crow,
Just let it go, let it flow, let it go.

When the road gets rough, and the tire won’t roll,
When the cow tips you instead of the pole,
Just shrug it off, give it a try—
'Cause shit happens, honey, let it slide.

Female Vocalist, modern country, Funny, upbeat