[Intro – Slow, grimy chicken-scratch riff]
Bok bok… ba-gawk…
Yeah, they said it was just a petting zoo…
But they LIED.
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[Verse 1]
Generals gathered in the pen
Plotting raids again and again
Clucking orders, wings held high
Eggshell armor, cold dead eyes
Farmhouse labs with secret deals
Injecting rage in chicken meals
Now they march with warlike pride
Feathers soaked in pesticide
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[Chorus] (chant-style)
War Chickens — on the loose
Peckin’ justice, no excuse
Feathered fury in the mud
Scratching vengeance, taste for blood
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[Verse 2]
Roosters ride in battle lines
Bayonet beaks, crossing signs
Cluckin’ loud like sirens wail
Napalm nests and shattered pails
Crows are spies up in the trees
Henhouse hacked with evil schemes
Cornfield bunkers, feathered tanks
Exploding coops with chicken ranks
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[Chorus]
War Chickens — can’t be stopped
Farmer’s pitchforks all got dropped
Feathers flying, blood will spill
They ain’t fried — they came to kill
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[Bridge – spoken over breakdown]
They told you not to feed ’em meat…
You fed ’em wings and lies.
Now it’s payback time —
and they brought the extra crispy.
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[Verse 3]
Now the skies are turning dark
Peck marks carved through trailer parks
Crowbar clucks and gravel blasts
The chicken war has come at last
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[Final Chorus]
War Chickens — rule the land
Finger-lickin’ death on hand
From coop to throne they rise above
Cluckin’ hate in place of love
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[Outro – slow fade with sinister ba-gawks]
You wanted nuggets…
You got WAR.