Whoopty Doo ft. SLBandit

[Intro – very mumbled, almost underwater]  
yeah… whoopty… doo… huh  
skrr skrr… bow… grrah… yuh  
whoop whoop… doo doo… bitch  

[Verse 1 Banditry Drill]
Woopty doo ,muh Fucka,
Hooty hoo ,muh Fucka,
Go n’ tell me what the fuck you gon do, muh Fucka,
Take you schoo’ ,muh Fucka,

Rock a fur coat muh Fucka,
Smoke some dope muh Fucka,
She give me throat muh Fucka,
She gon slob on my knob til she choke, muh Fucka,

Southern cookin grissle, toat the choppa’ with a missle,
Tickle on my pickle while I’m playin wit her nipples, 
She gon ride it like a dually that’s gon make them titties jiggle, 
There might be some recoil when Dee back shots ripple,

You was in the pin, while a nicka ran da jewels,
I was locked in, in the streets makin moves,
This shit take me back, muh Fucka Deja Vu,
Muh Fucka what it do, muh Fucka woopty doo

[Chorus]  
Whoopty doo (doo)  
Pull up, shoot the whole crew (brrt)  
Diamonds doo-doo-doo-doo blue (ice)  
Your bitch choosin’ like whoopty whoo (skrrt)  
Whoopty doo (grrah)  
Choppa sing like ooh-ooh-ooh (bow bow)  
Ten bands on a coonas new tooth (bling)  
Whoopty doo, bitch, whoopty doo  

[Verse 2 – rage kicks in, faster mumble]  
Hop out the Scat, paint wet like a pool float  
Glock got a dick, make a coonas do the moonwalk  
I just poured a four in the Mountain Dew, oop  
Now I’m seein’ double, still hit ya boo, oop  
Racks in the duffle, duff-duff-duff-duff  
Talkin’ crazy? get the muzzle, duh-duh-duh-duh  
I ain’t even mad, I’m just… whoopty doo  
Catch me in the strip with a fully and some glue (stick)  

I-I-I just spent a fifty on some lean and a Goyard  
Coona talkin’ tough, now his mama got a boy card  
Skrrt off in the dark, headlights off, retard  
Catch me in the cut like a barber with a forearm  
Bow-bow-bow, that’s the sound of improvement  
Your chain look like it came from a Chuck E. Cheese movement  
I’m too slatt, I’m too slatt, I’m too rude  
You still doin’ TikTok trends? Whoopty doo  

[Chorus – pitched even lower, more distorted]  
Whoopty doo (doo doo)  
Pull up, shoot the whole crew (brrt brrt)  
Diamonds doo-doo-doo-doo blue (skrrt)  
Yo hoe choosin’ like whoopty whoo (yuh)  
Whoopty doo (grrah grrah)  
Choppa sing like ooh-ooh-ooh (bah bah bah)  
Ten bands on a coonas new tooth (ayy)  
Whoopty doo, bitch, whoopty doo  

[Bridge – slowed + reverb, almost demonic]  
yeahhh… whoop… whoop…  
they said i wouldn’t…  
now look… huh…  
whoopty fuckin doo  

[Final Chorus – full rage, ad-libs everywhere]  
WHOOPTY DOO! (grrah)  
SPRAY THE WHOLE FUCKIN CREW! (bow bow bow)  
DIAMONDS DOO DOO DOO BLUE! (ice ice ice)  
YO BITCH SINGIN WHOOPTY WHOO! (skrrt skrrt)  
WHOOPTY DOO! (yuh yuh)  
CHOPPA DOIN OOH OOH OOH! (bah! bah! bah!)  
FIFTY ON MY NEW TOOF! (bling)  
WHOOPTY DOO BITCH… WHOOPTY DOO!  

[outro – fading, super mumbled]  
whoop… doo…  
yeah… grrah…  
whoopty… doo…  
skrr… bow… huh… gone

Collab, Gangster Rage, Mumble Rap, Sticky 808S, Pitched-Down Vocals, Baby Voice, Rage Voice, Underwater Trap, Glitched