

Prompt / Lyrics
Verse 1 I was laying in bed Thinking I could really use some heh Sinking I'm all by myself Lonely Got nobody else Only Me just laying here all alone With a dick as hard as a bone Pre Chorus I guess it’s just me and my sock again And a grip that’s become my only friend Chorus Master bate shun is my expectation A good firm grip and some dedication Rubbing one out has come to be My way of life, my normality Got my sock - got some lotion Grab my coch and start the motion Verse 2 The screen's glow is my only light Endless scrolling through the night Looking for that perfect scene To fuel this lonely routine Found a clip - what a treat Hot girls mouth on another guy's meat For a moment, I imagine I'm that man then it hits, it’s not the girl, it’s my left hand Pre-Chorus I guess it’s just me and my sock again And a grip that’s become dick's best friend Chorus Master bate shun is my expectation A good firm grip and some dedication Rubbing one out has come to be My way of life, my normality Got my sock - got some lotion Grab my coch and start the motion Bridge Some people go out on a date Find a partner, find their mate I can’t find anyone So I stay home and master bate Don't judge me by the nights I’ve led You can drop to your knees..... and give me heh Chorus Master bate shun is my expectation A good firm grip and some dedication Rubbing one out has come to be My way of life, my normality Got my sock - got some lotion Grab my coch and start the motion Outro Yeah, it's just my coch in a sock again That’s my life until the end Now I'm sleepy, feeling spent Guess I'll do it all again... tomorrow.
Tags
Male vocals, cheeky blues, humorous, self-aware, awkward, confessional lighthearted, not explicit, PG-13 tone
2:53
No
12/31/2025