My Way Of Life

Verse 1
I was laying in bed
Thinking
I could really use some heh
Sinking
I'm all by myself
Lonely
Got nobody else
Only
Me just laying here all alone
With a dick as hard as a bone

Pre Chorus
I guess it’s just me and my sock again
And a grip that’s become my only friend

Chorus
Master bate shun is my expectation
A good firm grip and some dedication
Rubbing one out has come to be
My way of life, my normality
Got my sock - got some lotion
Grab my coch and start the motion

Verse 2
The screen's glow is my only light 
Endless scrolling through the night 
Looking for that perfect scene 
To fuel this lonely routine 
Found a clip - what a treat
Hot girls mouth on another guy's meat
For a moment, I imagine I'm that man
then it hits, it’s not the girl, it’s my left hand

Pre-Chorus 
I guess it’s just me and my sock again And a grip that’s become dick's best friend

Chorus 
Master bate shun is my expectation 
A good firm grip and some dedication 
Rubbing one out has come to be 
My way of life, my normality 
Got my sock - got some lotion 
Grab my coch and start the motion

Bridge 
Some people go out on a date 
Find a partner, find their mate 
I can’t find anyone 
So I stay home and master bate
Don't judge me by the nights I’ve led
You can drop to your knees..... and give me heh

Chorus 
Master bate shun is my expectation 
A good firm grip and some dedication Rubbing one out has come to be 
My way of life, my normality 
Got my sock - got some lotion 
Grab my coch and start the motion

Outro 
Yeah, it's just my coch in a sock again 
That’s my life until the end 
Now I'm sleepy, feeling spent 
Guess I'll do it all again... tomorrow.

Male vocals, cheeky blues, humorous, self-aware, awkward, confessional
lighthearted, not explicit, PG-13 tone