[Verse]
Boots scuffin' dirt, the barnyard maze
Swagger in the step, them smoky rays
Honky tonk donkey, struttin’ with grace
Mule so mean, he stole the whole place
Haystack throne, chewing on the crown
Teeth like a picket fence, jaw profound
Snorts like thunder, stomps the ground
Folks gather 'round, it’s a showdown sound
[Chorus]
Honky tonk donkey face, king of the yard
Ain’t no stopping when he’s playing his card
Tail flick sharp, got the whole world charmed
Honky tonk donkey, wild and unarmed
[Verse 2]
Barrels tip over, he don’t even blink
Stares so cold, it’ll freeze your drink
Rope in his teeth, swingin’ like a lasso
Knockin’ back oats, call him Tabasco
Grit for days, hooves like a drum
Rhythm in the gallop, bassline hum
Kicks like a pro, don't you play dumb
Ain’t no donkey finer, from here to kingdom come
[Chorus]
Honky tonk donkey face, king of the yard
Ain’t no stopping when he’s playing his card
Tail flick sharp, got the whole world charmed
Honky tonk donkey, wild and unarmed