Jamaican Island Drunk

A 1 red stripe, I feel normal

A 5 red stripe, I a feel loose

A 15 to 30 red stripe and I take it in my kaboose

Just the way of the island mon

Some day I feel woman some day it’s man my friends

A two a margarita and a one rum and coconut a tall double dark rum and Pepsi

Down go my trousers and then my briefs go too

Then I get on my belly, fresh a Coke in my nostrils

And pass out black out Jamaican island drunk

(Hey hey. Jamaican island drunk. Not your ordinary day at the sports pub)

(Hey hey. Jamaican island drunk. Go home with some dudes and jerk off in the tub)

A 1 tall pint of dark rum

A pitcher of a beer mon

Coke in my air holes Mon we be havin fockin island fun

Hey everybody! (Yeah?)

Are you ready to get Jamaican island blasted mon? ( Hell yeahhhhh Mon!!!)

Ain’t no drunk like Jamaican island drunk

Lose all your phone and a money eh let’s a party mon