Duh

[instrumental]
[Verse]
Travel agent decides to work from home. She then  cancels her internet service. 
[Verse 2]
And then says she never got any of our emails we sent to her. You don't know if you can't check it.  
[Verse 3]
You need internet in order to work from home and have access to email and make reservations in the booking system. I told her this.  
[Pause]
[Verse 4]
People are stupid.
[Chorus]
You need internet in order to work from home and have access to email.
[Instrumental]
People are stupid .
[Verse 5]
And then says she never got any of our emails we sent to her. You don't know if you can't check it.  You need  Internet.
[Pause]
Duh!
People are stupid.
[Verse 6]
Travel agent decides to work from home. She then  cancels her internet service.
[Verse 7]
You need internet in order to work from home and have access to email and make reservations in the booking system.
And then says she never got any of our emails we sent to her. You don't know if you can't check it.  
[Pause]
[Verse 8]
Duh!
You need internet in order to work from home and have access to email and make reservations in the booking system.
People are stupid!
[Incredulous tone]
Come on guys!
She never got any of our emails we sent. Because she cancelled her Internet service.
[Incredulous tone]
Really?
[Instrumental]
True story.

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