Meatloaf and Mayhem

[Verse]
Meatloaf is steaming the table’s a wreck
Kids are painting the cat with gravy specks
Grandpa’s out back with a shout and a broom
Raccoons scatter but he’s howling at the moon
[Chorus]
Chaos in the kitchen no control no plan
Only one solution grab the minivan
We’re off to the proctologist oh yeah oh man
When life gets messy it’s the only thing that lands
[Verse 2]
Grandma’s knitting a noose for the blinds
Dog’s eating socks like it’s gourmet finds
The TV’s screaming static and fuzz
Who hit the remote nobody ever does
[Chorus]
Chaos in the kitchen no control no plan
Only one solution grab the minivan
We’re off to the proctologist oh yeah oh man
When life gets messy it’s the only thing that lands
[Bridge]
Doctor’s got gloves and a knowing grin
Says "take a seat we’ll begin within"
But who’s the patient is it me or you
The world’s upside down and I’m feeling askew
[Chorus]
Chaos in the kitchen no control no plan
Only one solution grab the minivan
We’re off to the proctologist oh yeah oh man
When life gets messy it’s the only thing that lands

humorous, electric guitar-driven with stomping rhythm, rock