Welcome to the Swamp

[Intro – Spoken, TV Ad style with creepy twangy banjo in background]

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🎵 “Are YOU a danger to society?”
🎵 “Tired of regular prison?”
🎵 “Then come on down to Florida’s hottest new penitentiary experience… where the bars rust, the gators bite, and the inmates? Well… they ain’t exactly human anymore.”

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[Verse 1 – Low growl rap]

Welcome to the swamp, boy, check your rights at the door
Mud in your boots and blood on the floor
Chain gang blues with a twist of fear
’Cause the warden’s a psycho and the guards drink beer

Got gators in the mess hall, snakes in the sink
Toilets explode when you try to think
Trump on the intercom talkin’ ‘bout “LAW!”
While a toothless man’s screamin’ “I just saw JAW!”

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[Hook – Screamed with gator snarls underneath]

🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
Where the rules don’t stick and the air gone rot
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
Where the guards got guns and the gators do shots
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
Where your cellmate’s chewing on an ankle bone
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
Florida’s finest, psycho zone!

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[Verse 2 – Faster rap with glitchy trap drums]

Inmate 001’s got a live grenade
Used it to win poker in the Everglade
Lunch tray flies like a ninja star
And the chapel’s run by a taxidermied czar

Warden’s mullet flappin’ in the breeze
Preaches freedom while he eats fried bees
Cameras broke since 2002
So good luck, bud—‘cause we’re watchin’ YOU

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[Bridge – Whispered, echo FX with frogs/cicadas]

You hear that?
That ain’t no squirrel, son…
That’s Cheep Cheep’s cousin
…and she don’t like visitors.

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[Final Hook – Screamed w/ breakdown drums & banjo squeal]

🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
No parole, no plan, just pain and grime
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
We serve chaos deep-fried with a lime
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
Say goodbye to the laws of man
🎵 WELCOME TO THE SWAMP!
You just got booked in Gatorstan!

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[Outro – Trump sample chopped & warped over music box beat]
🎙️ “It’s the greatest prison ever built… tremendous gators. Best in the world.”

Cartoon swamp prison with gators, rusted fences, Trump cutout, chaotic inmates, dark humor, album cover art, rap metal v