Error 404 (Wish You Weren't Born)

(Intro: Fast, palm-muted guitar riff and a drum fill)

Verse 1

He was a guy, I was a girl

Could I make it any more obvious?

He was a fake, he was a mistake

And looking back, it’s just hilarious

I thought he was cool, I was a fool

Blinded by his "deep" personality

But he was a lie, a blot on the sky

A glitch in my whole reality

Pre-Chorus

He had that smirk, he was a jerk

Now he’s just a shadow in the dirt

I check my past, I check the math

And honestly, I want a different path!

Chorus

He was a "never-shoulda-been" boy

I said "see ya never" boy

He wasn't good enough for space

Now I’m in a better place

Deleting every trace of his face

I wish I could just hit "erase"

Sorry boy, but you’re a ghost

Of a memory I hate the most!

Verse 2

Five years from now, I’m sitting down

Looking through an old photo album

I see a blur, I’m not even sure

Why I let that loser into my kingdom?

He didn’t leave a mark, just a dark spark

A waste of oxygen and carbon, too

If I had a remote, I’d take a vote

To rewind time and un-meet you!

Bridge

(Slow down, heavy bass line)

I don’t want your "sorry"

I don’t want your "hey"

I just want a universe

Where you went the other way...

(Drum build-up...)

YEAH!

Guitar Solo

(High-energy, messy punk solo)

Chorus

He was a "never-shoulda-been" boy

I said "see ya never" boy

He wasn't good enough for space

Now I’m in a better place

Deleting every trace of his face

I wish I could just hit "erase"

Sorry boy, but you’re a ghost

Of a memory I hate the most!

Outro

He was just a guy (I wish I never knew)

Just a total lie (I'm over you)

Too bad you exist...

Yeah, you’re off the list!

(Final power chord, sudden stop)