Spats With Gnats

Name: Spats With Gnats
Duration: 240 s
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Prompt / Lyrics
CHORUS:
   
We having Spats with Gnats,
   in times of Critical Care,
Heed the Stampede and, 
   of the Frights Beware. 

In a cut throat age Fighting:
   worse than Dogs and Cats, 
Between the Dems & Pubs,
   we having Spats with Gnats.
   

1.
We having Spats with Gnats,
   being overran by Rats,

Dracula's out for Blood, 
   watch out for them Bats.

The Mockery of Debauchery 
   in Conspiracy Theories,

Got us hunting a Luncheon, 
   in a Wild Game Series. 
 
In the Annoyance of Hunger, 
   we searching on a Wander,

From a Political Blunder,
   with Thrusting of Thunder.

Streaks of Lightning Flashing, 
   like the Titans Clashing,

Out to give America a Bashing, 
   in a Doomsday Crashing. 

Addressed to the Nation, 
   who left from under God, 

To whoring in the Limelight, 
   and Perpetrating a Fraud. 

Found guilty in Multiple and, 
   Abominable acts of Perversion, 

In total freewill of Volition, 
   without any Cohersion.

Adhering to Ill & also Illicit, 
   sins of Prostitution, 

So - Judgement is coming, 
   back with full Prosecution. 

Having debates back to back, 
   over Tits, Tats, & Hiring, 

Mosquitoes with Needles, 
   in Spats with Gnats. 

[*pause* - (Drumroll with piano chords)]

*Verse*
In the Alert of Hurt,
   the Covid-Con Hammer, 

Hitting the Head of a Nail,
   with a Dead Voice Stammer.

In a Coffin from Coughing, 
   coming against Immunity, 

Breaking down the Physical, 
   Embodiment of Community. 

In a Sinister Plot Attempt, 
   Governmental Commandeering,

& Armageddon is Nearing, 
   with a Hot Iron Searing. 

Critical and Criminal, 
   with malicious Intentions, 

The Dean's Report is written, 
   'No Honorable Mentions'. 

But Material Data Sheets,
   from a Dramatization,

Except in Actual Events,
   is an on going Incubation.

Occurring in Time Sensitivity, 
   & no Wellness Therapy, 

Only an Incited Indictment, 
   for Witchery and Heresy.

& the Magician's Apprentice, 
   Unskilled: putting on many Hats,

With a Mirror & Arterial Motives, 
   Exploding - into Spats with Gnats. 

[*pause* - (organ play sad funeral ballod)]

*Verse*
Going in the Last Dispensation,
   Limited Time on Watch, 

Rigor Mortis getting closer, 
   to carve that America Notch. 

On his 6 Shooter, Hunting Bow,
   and Double Barrel Shotgun, 

Also ready to Drop the Bomb,
   like a sneaky Decepticon. 

Chanting Songs of Revenge, 
   about the home of the Brave, 

Leftover hidden Felonies, 
   and another Variant Wave. 

Headliners on the Row,
   of the Blows from Foes,

Conniving and also Tribing,
    to the same Rhythm Flows.

For an Acronym in Gnats, 
    from each Letter in View, 

If I, Deciphered the same, 
   it would mean Boo Hoo.

The Genocidal Nuisance, in:
   America's Terrorism Syndrome, 

Is the going under from within, 
    our own Homeland Roam.

CHORUS:
   
All because we're having:

  SPATS WITH GNATS!!!!!!!!