Billionaires Christmas

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*[Verse 1]*

Woke up this morning in my penthouse suite

Snow on the skyline, world at my feet

They're asking what I want, what's on my list this year

I just laugh and say "Darling, it's all already here"

Gold-plated ornaments on a designer tree

Private jet's fueled up if I want to leave

While you're writing letters hoping Santa hears your prayers

I'm writing seven figures, baby, Santa works for me

*[Pre-Chorus]*

Don't need to wish upon a star

I bought the building where you are

My stockings hung with so much care

Are Hermès, Gucci, Tom Ford, yeah

*[Chorus]*

It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice

Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice

While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night

It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright

No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate

Security lets him in, but he's three hours late

Got everything I want before December's here

It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year

*[Verse 2]*

Your kids want an Xbox, mine want an island

I'm gifting my friends cars with custom styling

You're maxing credit cards at the shopping mall

I bought the shopping mall, had it gift-wrapped and all

Eggnog in crystal, caviar on tap

Cashmere ugly sweaters, none of that tacky crap

While you're hoping for a bonus or a holiday raise

I'm deciding which yacht I'll take on Christmas day

*[Pre-Chorus]*

Saint Nick ain't got nothing on me

My elves are on salary

Your wishlist's cute, I must confess

But mine's just my accountant's address

*[Chorus]*

It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice

Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice

While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night

It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright

No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate

Security lets him in, but he's three hours late

Got everything I want before December's here

It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year

*[Bridge]*

They say it's the season of giving (that's what I do)

Give to myself, and I'm living (my dreams came true)

You can keep your homemade cookies and your Christmas cheer

I've got a Michelin star chef and vintage wine from last year

Rudolph's got nothing on my Bentley's shine

And my December bonus? Eight to nine figures fine

So toast to excess, to wealth, to having it all

It's a billionaire's Christmas, baby—I'm decking these halls

*[Final Chorus]*

It's a billionaire's Christmas, diamonds and ice

Whether naughty or nice, my portfolio's looking nice

You check your wishlist, I check my investment sites

It's a billionaire's Christmas, every day and every night

No waiting for Santa, I make my own magic here

My accountant's my elf, and my lawyer's my reindeer

Got everything I want, nothing left to request

It's a billionaire's Christmas—simply the best

*(Outro)*

*Merry Christmas to my bank account*

*And to all a good night... in my five-star resort*

*Ho ho ho... those are my quarterly profits, baby*