oooooh *[Verse 1]* Woke up this morning in my penthouse suite Snow on the skyline, world at my feet They're asking what I want, what's on my list this year I just laugh and say "Darling, it's all already here" Gold-plated ornaments on a designer tree Private jet's fueled up if I want to leave While you're writing letters hoping Santa hears your prayers I'm writing seven figures, baby, Santa works for me *[Pre-Chorus]* Don't need to wish upon a star I bought the building where you are My stockings hung with so much care Are Hermès, Gucci, Tom Ford, yeah *[Chorus]* It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate Security lets him in, but he's three hours late Got everything I want before December's here It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year *[Verse 2]* Your kids want an Xbox, mine want an island I'm gifting my friends cars with custom styling You're maxing credit cards at the shopping mall I bought the shopping mall, had it gift-wrapped and all Eggnog in crystal, caviar on tap Cashmere ugly sweaters, none of that tacky crap While you're hoping for a bonus or a holiday raise I'm deciding which yacht I'll take on Christmas day *[Pre-Chorus]* Saint Nick ain't got nothing on me My elves are on salary Your wishlist's cute, I must confess But mine's just my accountant's address *[Chorus]* It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate Security lets him in, but he's three hours late Got everything I want before December's here It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year *[Bridge]* They say it's the season of giving (that's what I do) Give to myself, and I'm living (my dreams came true) You can keep your homemade cookies and your Christmas cheer I've got a Michelin star chef and vintage wine from last year Rudolph's got nothing on my Bentley's shine And my December bonus? Eight to nine figures fine So toast to excess, to wealth, to having it all It's a billionaire's Christmas, baby—I'm decking these halls *[Final Chorus]* It's a billionaire's Christmas, diamonds and ice Whether naughty or nice, my portfolio's looking nice You check your wishlist, I check my investment sites It's a billionaire's Christmas, every day and every night No waiting for Santa, I make my own magic here My accountant's my elf, and my lawyer's my reindeer Got everything I want, nothing left to request It's a billionaire's Christmas—simply the best *(Outro)* *Merry Christmas to my bank account* *And to all a good night... in my five-star resort* *Ho ho ho... those are my quarterly profits, baby*

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