The Deportation Dance

🔊 Intro

(Announcer voice)

🎤 “Welcome to the hottest party in the Everglades…”

(bass drop)

🎤 “It’s time to do… THE DEPORTATION DANCE!”

(whispers echo)

📢 “You can’t make this shit up…”

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🐊 Hook (Call & Response Style)

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Slide to the left — watch that snake!

Slide to the right — don’t take no break!

Hop two times — now duck for gators!

Spin real slow — salute your haters!

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(Whispered backup: “You can’t make this shit up…”)

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Alligator Alcatraz, baby it’s real

Where the border meets the bite and the swamp’s got a deal

Shake, pop, drop — they call this luck?

Do the Deportation Dance — and try not to get stuck!

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(Backup: “YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!”)

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🔥 Verse 1

Step 1: Got caught with a fake ID

Step 2: Now I’m knee-deep in a mangrove tree

Step 3: Warden Trump on a hovercraft

Laughin’ hard while we doin’ math

How many snakes per fence row, please?

How many gators got names and teeth?

One’s called Tucker, one’s called DeSnek

One guards the shitter, the other guards your neck

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🔄 Hook Repeat

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Slide to the front — now scream out loud!

Slide to the back — blend in the crowd!

Jump three times — avoid that drone!

Now pose real still — like a garden gnome!

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(Background: “You can’t make this shit up…”)

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Alligator Alcatraz, dance till you drop

Where deportation meets TikTok pop

Bureaucrats dancin’ in MAGA hats

While the swamp DJ drops boom-bap traps

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(Backup yell: “YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!”)

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💥 Bridge (Breakdown/chant style)

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Boots in the mud, phones in a cage

Gators with guns — welcome to the stage

Snakes do the wave, drones in the air

And the warden just dyed his orange-ass hair

(slow voice w/ megaphone effect)

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“THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE DO THE CHA-CHA WHILE BEING PROCESSED.”

(echo: “cha-cha… cha-cha…”)

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🎉 Final Hook (Big Party Energy)

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Clap your hands — if you still got ’em

Wipe your tears — with your immigration problem

Slide, shimmy, fake a visa

Twerk so hard, they think you’re FEMA

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This ain’t jail — this is performance art

So do the dance — or get torn apart

One more time, now don’t you stop…

Welcome to the swamp — it’s Alcatraz pop!

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(All voices: “You can’t make this shit up…!”)