🔊 Intro (Announcer voice) 🎤 “Welcome to the hottest party in the Everglades…” (bass drop) 🎤 “It’s time to do… THE DEPORTATION DANCE!” (whispers echo) 📢 “You can’t make this shit up…” ⸻ 🐊 Hook (Call & Response Style) 🎵 Slide to the left — watch that snake! Slide to the right — don’t take no break! Hop two times — now duck for gators! Spin real slow — salute your haters! 🎵 (Whispered backup: “You can’t make this shit up…”) 🎵 Alligator Alcatraz, baby it’s real Where the border meets the bite and the swamp’s got a deal Shake, pop, drop — they call this luck? Do the Deportation Dance — and try not to get stuck! 🎵 (Backup: “YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!”) ⸻ 🔥 Verse 1 Step 1: Got caught with a fake ID Step 2: Now I’m knee-deep in a mangrove tree Step 3: Warden Trump on a hovercraft Laughin’ hard while we doin’ math How many snakes per fence row, please? How many gators got names and teeth? One’s called Tucker, one’s called DeSnek One guards the shitter, the other guards your neck ⸻ 🔄 Hook Repeat 🎵 Slide to the front — now scream out loud! Slide to the back — blend in the crowd! Jump three times — avoid that drone! Now pose real still — like a garden gnome! 🎵 (Background: “You can’t make this shit up…”) 🎵 Alligator Alcatraz, dance till you drop Where deportation meets TikTok pop Bureaucrats dancin’ in MAGA hats While the swamp DJ drops boom-bap traps 🎵 (Backup yell: “YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!”) ⸻ 💥 Bridge (Breakdown/chant style) 🎤 Boots in the mud, phones in a cage Gators with guns — welcome to the stage Snakes do the wave, drones in the air And the warden just dyed his orange-ass hair (slow voice w/ megaphone effect) 🎤 “THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE DO THE CHA-CHA WHILE BEING PROCESSED.” (echo: “cha-cha… cha-cha…”) ⸻ 🎉 Final Hook (Big Party Energy) 🎵 Clap your hands — if you still got ’em Wipe your tears — with your immigration problem Slide, shimmy, fake a visa Twerk so hard, they think you’re FEMA 🎵 This ain’t jail — this is performance art So do the dance — or get torn apart One more time, now don’t you stop… Welcome to the swamp — it’s Alcatraz pop! 🎵 (All voices: “You can’t make this shit up…!”)

The Deportation Dance