

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] They’re creepy when they’re loading They’re kooky when they’re coding They autocorrect your wording The Algorithm Family They’re raccoon-smart, not lazy Statistics drive ‘em crazy They make your ads go hazy The Algorithm Family [Chorus] Da-da-da-DUN (scroll scroll) Da-da-da-DUN (troll troll) Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN (doom-scroll) They’re sorting all your data From breakfast toast to later They know you, maybe greater The Algorithm Family [Verse 2] Your midnight snack confession Becomes a shoe obsession They guessed your weird profession Three clicks before you did They track your every rating Your half-baked hot-take stating They claim it’s “curating” You’re just a magic grid [Chorus] Da-da-da-DUN (click click) Da-da-da-DUN (so slick) Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN (that’s it) They’re creepy and they’re crunching Your numbers, always munching You binge, they just keep hunching The Algorithm Family [Bridge] It spies your guilty pleasure And measures every measure Predicts your future treasure (You’ll watch part eight, admit!) [Chorus] Da-da-da-DUN (more ads) Da-da-da-DUN (so glad?) Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN Da-da-da-DUN (too bad) So grab your phone and cuddle Let mystery suggestions puddle Your taste is now a bubble The Algorithm Family
Tags
Playful orchestral pop parody, crisp male vocals up front. Snappy finger-click percussion, pizzicato strings, bassoon and tuba for comic heft. Call-and-response backing choir on the hook, with cartoonish sound effects sprinkled between lines. Tight 2-minute structure, brisk tempo, big final tag with stacked harmonies and a cheeky stinger chord., comedy, theme
2:19
No
4/11/2026