The Algorithm Family

[Verse 1]
They’re creepy when they’re loading
They’re kooky when they’re coding
They autocorrect your wording
The Algorithm Family
They’re raccoon-smart, not lazy
Statistics drive ‘em crazy
They make your ads go hazy
The Algorithm Family
[Chorus]
Da-da-da-DUN (scroll scroll)
Da-da-da-DUN (troll troll)
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN (doom-scroll)
They’re sorting all your data
From breakfast toast to later
They know you, maybe greater
The Algorithm Family
[Verse 2]
Your midnight snack confession
Becomes a shoe obsession
They guessed your weird profession
Three clicks before you did
They track your every rating
Your half-baked hot-take stating
They claim it’s “curating”
You’re just a magic grid
[Chorus]
Da-da-da-DUN (click click)
Da-da-da-DUN (so slick)
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN (that’s it)
They’re creepy and they’re crunching
Your numbers, always munching
You binge, they just keep hunching
The Algorithm Family
[Bridge]
It spies your guilty pleasure
And measures every measure
Predicts your future treasure
(You’ll watch part eight, admit!)
[Chorus]
Da-da-da-DUN (more ads)
Da-da-da-DUN (so glad?)
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN
Da-da-da-DUN (too bad)
So grab your phone and cuddle
Let mystery suggestions puddle
Your taste is now a bubble
The Algorithm Family

Playful orchestral pop parody, crisp male vocals up front. Snappy finger-click percussion, pizzicato strings, bassoon and tuba for comic heft. Call-and-response backing choir on the hook, with cartoonish sound effects sprinkled between lines. Tight 2-minute structure, brisk tempo, big final tag with stacked harmonies and a cheeky stinger chord., comedy, theme