[Intro]
Click in
Deep breath
Snowflakes on my lashes
Heart beating like rush-hour traffic
(Okay, let’s go)
[Verse 1]
I’m in that queen-level jacket
Gold trim
Logo on the back
Yeah
Mirror lenses
Lip gloss magic
I walk like I own this mountain
But I’m stuck at the tiny hill
Kids zoom past
I’m standing still
Instructor says “You got this
Chill”
I’m like “I paid for the thrill!?”
[Pre-Chorus]
One
Two
Wobble and sway
Edges cross
I almost pray
Baby slope
But my legs shake
Why does glory feel like an earthquake?
[Chorus]
I’m a bunny slope goddess
Crown crooked
But I got it
Falling down in slow-motion style
Then I pop back up and smile
Call me bunny slope goddess
Snow on my hair
Still flawless
Every slip
Every tiny crash
Sparkles fly when I hit that splash (oh-oh)
[Verse 2]
Tiny lift
But my hands sweat
Five-year-olds say “Are we there yet?”
They spray snow like a private jet
I just try not to panic
I turn left
My skis turn right
Sit down fast
That’s my new life
Face in snow
But my blush still bright
I pose like I planned that slide
[Pre-Chorus]
One
Two
Wobble and sway
Bruised ego
That’s okay
Every laugh becomes my stage
Watch me turn this flop to fame
[Chorus]
I’m a bunny slope goddess
Crown crooked
But I got it
Falling down in slow-motion style
Then I pop back up and smile
Call me bunny slope goddess
Snow on my hair
Still flawless
Every slip
Every tiny crash
Sparkles fly when I hit that splash (hey!)
[Bridge]
Who said heroes start at the top?
My legend begins where I drop
Little mountain
Oversized dream
Hear the cheer from my drama queen team (let’s go)
[Chorus]
I’m a bunny slope goddess
Crown crooked
But I got it
Falling down in slow-motion style
Then I pop back up and smile
Call me bunny slope goddess
Snow on my hair
Still flawless
When I carve that perfect line
They’ll say “We knew the whole time”
I’m the bunny slope goddess
Tiny hill
But I own this
From the first fall to final run
I make clumsy look like fun