

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Step in the ring Screen vs sea vs sage Three worlds, one stage (ha!) [Verse 1] Brown suit, green tie, lunchbox swing Bean in the building, doesn’t say a thing One raised eyebrow, whole room tense Silence so loud it’s breaking the fence Square pants pop in, bubbles in the air Laugh so hard, Krabby smoke everywhere Flipping each word like a flying patty “I’m ready, I’m ready,” little dude so chatty Then slow staff tap, sandals on stone Old shell shining like a legend on a throne “Yesterday is history,” calm in his stance Eyes half closed, still reading every dance [Chorus] Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams Cartoon clash in electric beams Who wins? It’s wilder than it seems When comedy collides with kung fu schemes Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams Three minds meet in the laser gleam No crown, just cracked-up teams In this crazy, crazy meme [Verse 2] Bean pulls gadgets, rubber duck flex Teddy in his hand like a tiny T-Rex Trips on a cord, flips into a spin Accidental genius, chaos for the win SpongeBob laughing, jellyfish fly Net in his grip, stars in his eye Drops a goofy bar, rhyme so bright Whole reef cheering in the neon light Oogway just breathes, slow warm breeze Palms in prayer, hearing every sneeze “Inner peace,” boom, floor starts to glow Storm turns soft like falling snow [Bridge] [Beat drops to half-time, filtered synths] Who’s the champ when the joke hits deep? When the quiet kid cuts, when the old one speaks? When the sponge, the bean, and the turtle king Find out fighting ain’t the only thing [Chorus] Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams Cartoon clash in electric beams Who wins? It’s wilder than it seems When comedy collides with kung fu schemes Shells, beans, and Oogway dreams Three minds meet in the laser gleam No crown, just cracked-up teams In this crazy, crazy meme (yeah)
Tags
rap, High-energy electro-rap cypher, bouncy synth bass and elastic leads. Verses trade off in a cartoon showdown, tight drums with glitchy fills. Hook explodes with gang vocals and pitched chants, brief half-time switch in the bridge for impact, then back to full-throttle for the final chorus. Male vocals with playful character deliveries and ad-libs., electro
2:23
No
2/1/2026