The Tariff Man's Tune

[Intro]
(Oh-oh) Gather 'round, folks, come on, let's sing,
About a fella who thinks he’s a king.
With tariffs high and wisdom low,
We’re all just hoping thst he’ll go!

[Verse 1]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
Got a plan, oh yes, he can!
But every move he makes, it seems,
Takes our dreams and tears at the seams.

[Pre-Chorus]
He tweets at night, he tweets by day,
With every word, he leads us astray.
A bluster here, a bombast there,
Leaving us all in deep despair.

[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)

[Verse 2]
With walls and bans, he makes a scene,
Plans that go awry, know what I mean?
He claims he's got a winning hand,
But all we see is dust in the sand.

[Pre-Chorus]
Bargains struck, but at what cost?
Every time we think we’re winning, we’re lost.
With ego big and heart so small,
He takes a stand, we take the fall.

[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)

[Bridge]
So here’s a little tune for you,
Keep your spirits high, don’t feel the blue.
We’ll laugh it off, we’ll dance and sway,
Through every crazy, wild display.

[Chorus]
Trump, Trump, the tariff man,
If he can’t tax you, nobody can!
Leading America down the pan,
Oh, he’s Trump, Trump, the tariff man!
(Whooa-oh!)

[Outro]
So sing along friends, let’s make some noise,
Celebrate our strength, let’s raise our voice!
In the chaos, we will stand,
Together strong, despite the tariff man!

Satirical Pop, Upbeat, Catchy Chorus, Acoustic Guitar, Light Percussion