[Intro – (Megaphone FX over sirens)] Order in the swamp! Judge Trump presiding — On a gator, in a robe, with a Diet Coke sliding. ⸻ [Verse 1] Guilty till proven dinner, that’s the rule in this court You get sentenced on a raft, floatin’ justice like a sport MAGA hat bailiffs in a fan boat chase Throw you in the pit if you don’t plead with grace Swamp jury’s drunk — six frogs and a snake One’s vaping moonshine, the other’s half-baked My cellmate’s a flat-earther, tatted with a duck He said the Earth’s a plate and the moon is just luck ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – chanted hook] No bail, no trial, just TikTok bans You dance in court, or lose both hands Freedom costs a Slim Jim snack And three gator bites to the lower back ⸻ [Chorus – scream/chant combo] 🎶 Swamp justice! Gator law! One wrong word, and you’re chum, that’s raw No appeal, no chance, no grace Just Trump on a throne with a fly in his face Swamp justice! Ain’t no plea You fight in the mud for your liberty It’s redneck Rome — deathmatch decree Survive the night or become debris! 🎶 ⸻ [Verse 2] Toilet wine sippin’, got a noodle for a shank Guard’s playin’ poker with a possum in the tank The TikTokers riot, Flat Earthers revolt Moonshine Mafia steals the pepper vault One dude snapped, tried to swim for the fence Got eaten mid-sentence, now he’s past tense Another won parole for a monster truck win Ran over six guards while blastin’ “Born to Sin” ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – hard whisper/growl style] You testify on a balance beam Over gators that hiss and scheme No jury box — just flaming tires And swamp gas jokes from a preacher’s choir ⸻ [Chorus – double tempo metal drop] 🎶 Swamp justice! Gator law! Bare-knuckle trials with a chainsaw draw No defense, no rights, just fear And a squirrel with a badge screamin’ in your ear Swamp justice! Cryin’ won’t work You better learn fast or get fed to the murk This ain’t no jail — it’s a redneck purge Where the judge drops bombs and the gators surge! 🎶 ⸻ [Bridge – breakdown with chicken clucks + banjo rap] Order in the swamp — nah, we laugh at that We got raccoons jugglin’ and a frog in a MAGA hat Your attorney’s a goat, and the stenographer’s a pig This courtroom’s nuts — like Marjorie on a wig! ⸻ [Outro – Whisper to full scream] This ain’t justice… It’s a barbecue trial In a Florida bayou Where mercy’s in exile Swamp justice, baby — You don’t get out… You get digested. 🐊

Swamp Justice