

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] He said “nice hair” From down below my chin Shiny wedding ring Tiny evil grin Pulled my bag in closer Felt that little flip Smile on my face Hand on my zip [Chorus] When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip Check your zip Compliment floating in the air Still Check your zip Check your zip Maybe he’s kind Maybe he’s slick Either way Girl Move quick When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip (check your zip) [Verse 2] Barstool prophet Ordering cheap gin Talking like we’re old friends I just walked in He leans in further “I love your lipstick” Cool Thanks buddy Eyes on the zipper Quick [Chorus] When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip Check your zip Compliment floating in the air Still Check your zip Check your zip Maybe he’s kind Maybe he’s slick Either way Girl Move quick When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip (check your zip, hey!) [Bridge] It’s not about the inches It’s about the angle Some folks sweet Some folks tangle So keep your keys in hand And your jeans zipped tight Laugh it off But trust that light [Chorus] When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip Check your zip Compliment floating in the air Still Check your zip Check your zip Maybe he’s kind Maybe he’s slick Either way Girl Move quick When a short man tells you “nice hair” Check your zip (check your zip, check your zip)
Tags
Playful pop-punk groove with crunchy guitars and speedy hi-hat drums. Verses are half-sung, half-spoken with sarcastic attitude; chorus explodes with gang vocals and big hooks. Short bridge strips to bass and claps before final shout-along outro. Male or female vocals both fit, bright upfront mix.
2:09
No
2/2/2026