Check Your Zip

[Verse 1]
He said
“nice hair”
From down below my chin
Shiny wedding ring
Tiny evil grin
Pulled my bag in closer
Felt that little flip
Smile on my face
Hand on my zip
[Chorus]
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
Check your zip
Compliment floating in the air
Still
Check your zip
Check your zip
Maybe he’s kind
Maybe he’s slick
Either way
Girl
Move quick
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
(check your zip)
[Verse 2]
Barstool prophet
Ordering cheap gin
Talking like we’re old friends
I just walked in
He leans in further
“I love your lipstick”
Cool
Thanks buddy
Eyes on the zipper
Quick
[Chorus]
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
Check your zip
Compliment floating in the air
Still
Check your zip
Check your zip
Maybe he’s kind
Maybe he’s slick
Either way
Girl
Move quick
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
(check your zip, hey!)
[Bridge]
It’s not about the inches
It’s about the angle
Some folks sweet
Some folks tangle
So keep your keys in hand
And your jeans zipped tight
Laugh it off
But trust that light
[Chorus]
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
Check your zip
Compliment floating in the air
Still
Check your zip
Check your zip
Maybe he’s kind
Maybe he’s slick
Either way
Girl
Move quick
When a short man tells you “nice hair”
Check your zip
(check your zip, check your zip)

Playful pop-punk groove with crunchy guitars and speedy hi-hat drums. Verses are half-sung, half-spoken with sarcastic attitude; chorus explodes with gang vocals and big hooks. Short bridge strips to bass and claps before final shout-along outro. Male or female vocals both fit, bright upfront mix.