Prompt / Lyrics
His morning began to start off pretty good. Until he got pulled over by a cop in a mood. Was given a ticket and about ready to cry. He looked up, and a bird pooped in his eye! He grabbed his coffee on the way to the store. But spilled it down his shirt before reaching the door. He sighed as his whole day started to slide. He looked up, and a bird pooped in his eye! (Chorus) Why does this only happen to me? Bad luck sticks like a stubborn bee. The sky’s my foe, I can’t deny, Every time — a bird poops in my eye! He groaned as his gas gauge blinked on low, Just miles from home with nowhere to go. The engine sputtered, the car said goodbye. He looked up, and a bird pooped in his eye! He left his car and ran for the bus, But tripped on the curb in all the rush. He dropped his phone when the bus passed him by. He looked up, and a bird pooped in his eye! (Chorus) Why does this only happen to me? Bad luck sticks like a stubborn bee. The sky’s my foe, I can’t deny, Every time — a bird poops in my eye! He finally made it home at last, What a long, unlucky day had passed. He smiled, relieved, as the clouds rolled by. He looked up, and a bird pooped in his eye! I’ve learned my lesson, plain as day, Look up too long and you might pay. So take my advice, don’t look at the sky, Or you’ll end up with poop in your eye! Why does this only happen to me? Bad luck sticks like a stubborn bee. The sky’s my foe, I can’t deny, Every time — a bird poops in my eye! Why does this only happen to me? Bad luck sticks like a stubborn bee. The sky’s my foe, I can’t deny, Every time — a bird poops in my eye!
Tags
Strong elements of: swing and jump-blues (horn-driven, danceable feel) humorous vibe Male singers
Duration
3:22
Instrumental
No
Created
4/14/2026