High dollar Grocery store

I went to the grocery store today. 
I saw eggs for $6 a carton, what the fuck!?
I can’t believe this, milk for $6 a jug too!? 

I’m just like a regular everyday normal motherfucker 
Just like the song “everyday normal guy”

I ain’t got 2 cents, not even in my ass! 
I got a homemade pocket pussy motherfucker! 
I make songs in my parents basement motherfucker! 

What what, you don’t like my cussing? Well I don’t give a fuck all right? 
I’m like the broke Kanye
I’m like the broke Micheal Jackson

(Oh oh you can’t talk about Micheal like that)
Why not motherfucker! You all hated him, now you love him after all the horrible stuff you accused him of motherfucker!? 

I like Mac and cheese bitch
I like medium rare steak bitch
I like fucking your bitch
You aren’t no tough bitch
You aren’t no bitch bitch (what) 

Yea yea this concludes my song. 
Screw the grocery store! 

You really thought I’d end the song like that!? Hahahaha very funny 

Did I mention I had a homemade pocket pussy (oh yes i did) did i mention i used shards of glass that went up my own ass

Oooo yea this my song. 
Oh no you offended 
So so offended 
Let me tell you sum (shhh) 
Fuck you
Fuck the government 
Fuck Taxes (I ain’t pay no taxes) I don’t even care if the feds break down my own door just like how hard I’ll run a convenient store, no taxes in my store bitch 
You a real bitch bitch

Now the feds are after me some more
Just like how I’ll fuck your bitch some more
Just like I drive a Honda accord (yee yee bitch)

Rap