

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] Oh, wake up to the morning sun, Gotta take care of business, yeah, it's time to run. But little did I know, in a moment of haste, Things would spiral, oh, to an unfortunate place. [Verse 1] Hit the bathroom, thought it was a breeze, Gotta let it out, just like a summer breeze. But the pressure building, oh what a surprise, A rumble and a roar echoed from inside. [Pre-Chorus] With a heavy heart and loaded mind, Trying to release, but I'm stuck in a bind. Can’t shake the feeling, you know it’s not right, Every little push turns into a fight. [Chorus] Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore, What was meant to be easy, turned into a war. Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright, Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright! [Verse 2] Checked my oil, checked my pride, All this suffering, I cannot hide. Every morning ritual now feels insane, A comedy of errors, oh, the pain and the strain. [Pre-Chorus] With a heavy heart and loaded mind, Trying to release, but I’m stuck in a bind. A truck’s broken down and I’m lost in my thoughts, Parody of life, oh, the battles I fought. [Chorus] Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore, What was meant to be easy, turned into a war. Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright, Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright! [Bridge] Gotta find a remedy, I’m searching for peace, Try to find relief, might I get some release? Every step I take feels like a battlefield, Oh, the laughs and the tears, can’t believe what I feel. [Chorus] Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore, What was meant to be easy, turned into a war. Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright, Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright! [Outro] So here I am, laughing through the pain, With stories to tell, I won't be the same. Morning rituals, they’ll never be the same, But life's little bumps make the sweet worth the strain.
Tags
Comedic Country, upbeat tempo, acoustic guitar, banjo
3:13
No
1/22/2025