Arrogance

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🎵 "Rony Alhuwalia" 🎵

Genre: Punjabi Folk x Comedy Rap
Theme: Arrogance, Humor, Retail Drama
Singer Suggestion: Karamjit Anmol / Ammy Virk (for comic effect)


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🎶 [Intro – Tumbi & Beat Drop]

(Background voice)
(Cashier) :- "Cashier vi tang aa gaya,
Rony di gallan sun sun ke!"


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🎤 [Verse 1]

Rony Alhuwalia, shaukeen banda,
Gucci de jatt, par zeher jivein panda.
Store vich aave, nakhraan naal aave,
Bill thoda ja hoye, te aasmaan ch chala jaave!

Suit paave branded, swag oh da raw,
Par cashier de samne karde gallan law!
"Discount kithon? Ki menu ullu samjheya?"
Line vich loki kehnde, “Hor vi koi kam hega?”


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🔁 [Chorus]

Rony Alhuwalia, jatt bada galli da,
Cashier de sir te ban gaya taali da!
"Main VIP aa, tu samjhe ni menu!"
Hamesha chillaye, jivein boss ho menu!
Oye Rony, thalle aa zara,
Sabar vi koi cheez hundi aa yara!


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🎤 [Verse 2]

Debit card swipe kare, kehnda "double charge hoya!"
Cashier kehnda calmly, "Sir, aapka bill sahi hoya!"
Par Rony di aankh ch paani, nahi gussa!
"Manager bula le!" – kehnda bina jhijhak ussa.

Jithe vi jaave, shor paave,
Bina wajah de reason naal fight ch laave.
Cashier kehnda, "Hor kise lane ch jao!"
Rony kehnda, "Pehle menu samjhao!"

🔁 [Chorus]

Rony Alhuwalia, jatt bada galli da,
Cashier de sir te ban gaya taali da!
"Main VIP aa, tu samjhe ni menu!"
Hamesha chillaye, jivein boss ho menu!
Oye Rony, thalle aa zara,
Sabar vi koi cheez hundi aa yara!
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🎤 [Bridge – Folk Hook with Harmonium]

Oye bill da ki kasoor ae,
Rony de attitude da dhoor ae!
Mall vale vi hun ohnu pehchaan gaye,
"Yeh oh hega? Aaj fir aa gaye?"


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🎤 [Rap Section – Beat Change]
Ammy Singh in the house Babyyyyyyyyyyyy
Yo!
Main Rony Alhuwalia, main na samjhan wala,
Gallan vich tezz, cash da rakhda jhala.
Cashier kehnda "Sir, system down aa,"
Main kehnda, "Mainu ni farak painda, kar tu kaam aa!"

Mere jaise bande thode,
Shopping karan nu mode.
Par gussa aave jad bill vich tax ch jyada code ae!
Main VIP treatment da haqdar,
Tere jaise loki mainu lagde lagatar – BEKAR!


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🔁 [Final Chorus – All-in with Dhol Beat]

Rony Alhuwalia, drama di machine,
Cashier vi kehnda, "Kude tu scene!"
Shopkeeper vi kehnda, “Change kar le mall,”
Par Rony kehnda, "Main taan King of them all!"

Oye Rony, thalle aa zara,
Sabar vi koi cheez hundi aa yara!
Tere varge client ton darda ae staff,
Tere piche piche firde complaint da graf!


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🎶 [Outro – Slow Down with Sarangi]

Ajj vi store ch aaya, loud te vadda sound,
Par is vaar cashier keh gaya –
"Sir, online sale v ho rahi aa. Please app ton order kar lao!"

(Laughter fade-out)

Ammy On A Beat Go 
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Punjabi dhol with tumbi and tabla and harmoniyum full fledge, indie rock