(Intro)
(Upbeat pop-synth, bass kicks in, snapping fingers)
Yeah, yeah
Listen up
Blah, blah, blah...
I know how this goes
(Verse 1)
Hey there, my name is Missy
It's nice to meet you, I guess
Yes, you can buy me a drink
But I'm not leaving with you,
I confess
I know men like you
a little too well
Yeah, I can tell
That you're all the same
Playing the exact same game
(Chorus)
Hoping you can get a girl drunk (drunk)
Just so that she would sleep,
sleep, sleep with you (with who?)
Not gonna happen tonight
No, it’s not gonna happen tonight
I find it ironic
when a man calls me beautiful
Yeah, I know, thank you
But I'm not that naive
You better believe
Boy bye
(Verse 2)
This is not a pickup line
Don't waste your breath,
you’re wasting time
No, I'm not from Tennessee
But I know I'm a ten,
you can’t fool me
Yeah, you’re foolish
if you think this will work
Don't be a jerk
I'm smarter than you think, it's true
I can see right through you
(Chorus)
Hoping you can get a girl drunk (drunk)
Just so that she would sleep,
sleep, sleep with you (with who?)
Not gonna happen tonight
No, it’s not gonna happen tonight
I find it ironic
when a man calls me beautiful
Yeah, I know, thank you
But I'm not that naive
You better believe
Boy bye
(Guitar/Synth Solo - Upbeat and melodic)
(Bridge)
And I will never
do anything with you...
Anything, yeah, anything
Especially after 1 A.M.
When the music dies down
I'm going home
I will never fall for your drunken games (no way)
Not today, ain't no way
Nope, bye
(Chorus)
Hoping you can get a girl drunk
Just so that she would sleep,
sleep, sleep with you (with who? You?)
Not gonna happen tonight
No, it’s not gonna happen tonight
I find it ironic
when a man calls me beautiful
Yeah, I know, thank you
But I'm not that naive
You better believe (yeah you better believe)
believe-believe-believe
(Outro)
Not gonna happen...
Not with me, Missy
(Music fades out)
Yeah, you're all the same.
Boy bye
(snap fingers)