World War 3

Damn these torpedoes are coming in like mosquitoes while I’m eating my Fritos

World war 3 up in this bitch

(Can’t I just eat my Fritos and burritos in peace?)

Speaking of mosquitoes, have you seen the Mexicans calling us gringos? (Trigger, trigger, trigger, you mad)

You all so mad bout the facts? Here’s another fact, that white bitch has a nice rack, I wish she would play with my tiny ball sack

You’re all so mad, while I play with some bitch that is so bad

No no not bad as in sexy, no no I’m talking about a bitch so bad she makes barney look sexy and rad

Barney purple fat boy (woman, man) I have no idea what the hell that thing is

(We will build a great big wall, and Mexico will pay for that wall) oh no who actually paid for the wall while you’re over there playing with a golf ball

The Mexicans are still getting in (I will strengthen border patrol) while the Mexicans are just making more tunnels under the wall you stupid dirt ball

Man I have no idea what I’m rapping about anymore

Goodnight

No no seriously goodnight (I love you)