You Need A Douche

Intro

Yeah… yeah…

DJ Mike on this joint..

She look so fine… but somethin’ ain’t right

Verse 1

Walked in the spot, lights low, she glow

Body like a model, got me movin’ slow-mo

Hair laid perfect, nails on froze

Smile so cold make a grown man fold

I’m like “damn lil’ mama, what it do?”

Tryna get close, see what we could get into

She lean in, whisper somethin’ smooth

But then the vibe switched—man, I knew

Somethin’ off, couldn’t play it cool

Hit my chest like a punch, had me actin’ a fool

I ain’t shallow, I ain’t tryna be rude

But you gotta handle that before we move

Pre-Hook

You a ten, no lie, got the whole room shook

But I can’t ignore what I just took

One step back like “hold up, wait…”

This could’ve been love, now it’s too late

Hook

Girl I wanna be with you, no excuse

But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche

I ain’t tryna clown, I ain’t tryna be loose

But I can’t get close when the vibe ain’t true

Yeah you fine, yeah you got that juice

But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche

Fix that up, then we back in the groove

‘Cause I really wanna rock with you

Verse 2

Now I’m stuck, ‘cause she still my type

Everything perfect, she do it all right

Laugh got me hooked, style so tight

But that one thing killin’ every vibe tonight

I’m thinkin’ long term, not just a glance

Tryna take her out, maybe slow dance

But every time I try to advance

My brain like “nah bro, you takin’ a chance”

I ain’t tryna front, I’m keepin’ it real

Attraction strong but I gotta feel

Clean energy, that’s part of the deal

Can’t build nothin’ if it ain’t ideal

Bridge

Oof… had potential, that’s the truth

Could’ve been fire, could’ve been smooth

I ain’t perfect, I ain’t bulletproof

But we gotta keep it fresh in the booth

Hook

Girl I wanna be with you, no excuse

But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche

I ain’t tryna clown, I ain’t tryna be loose

But I can’t get close when the vibe ain’t true

Yeah you fine, yeah you got that juice

But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche

Fix that up, then we back in the groove

‘Cause I really wanna rock with you

Outro

Yeah… real talk, no disrespect

Just clean it up, then we connect

DJ Mike on the beat, bass hittin’ correct

Could’ve been us… gotta earn that next