Children of the Corn Syrup

(Heavy doom guitar riff opens)
Can you taste it?
The syrup’s rising…
The kids are buzzin’
From the pantry raidin’!

They were warned by elders wise
“Too much sugar makes you die!”
But they dipped them nuggets twice
Now their blood is molten ice!

CHORUS:
Children of the corn syrup, marching to the fridge at night!
Hopped up on that cola drip, insulin nowhere in sight!
They don’t want your leafy greens — broccoli ain’t in their dreams!
Just a toaster pastry war… fueled by sweetened mutant cream!

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Verse 2
Preachers scream of keto wrath
But Pop-Tarts line the grocery path
Cinnamon and frosted doom
Dancing in their lunchroom tomb

Mama tried with carrots raw
But they threw them at the wall
They’ve replaced their bedtime prayer
With a Slurpee-fueled nightmare!

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Bridge (slower, eerie):
Now the dentist’s chair is full
Of candy-coated souls
Plaque like ancient ruins
On molars cursed and cold

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CHORUS (again):
Children of the corn syrup, rising like a snacktime tide!
Marchin’ on that vending truck, sugar demons deep inside!
A revolution glazed and fried… with Twinkie fists held high!
In the age of flavor packs, humanity’s doomed to die!

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Outro whisper-growl:
Don’t you see…?
They were fed by fools…
Children of… the corn… syrup…
Are comin’ for… you… too…
(slurps loudly)

Heavy doom metal track with pounding riffs, thunderous drums, eerie whispers, and theatrical horrorcore vocal delivery.