Zac

Zac sold his motorcycle 

He had a man from Afghanistan be his back pack, little did he know that man had some bombs waiting to explode 

(Oh no) it’s not the bomb as a T N T bomb 
Zac is experiencing the bomb explode inside his asshole 

Zac it’s going to be alright, all you gotta do now is sell your bike (get rid of the evidence) 

Kerry will never know if you just sell your bike, at least now you will be able to afford a Honda Rebel

Now Zac is riding in his old little dodge ram when he sees a hitchhiker, he pulls to the side and asks the man where is he heading, then the man says “where am I heading? Ha well I can give you some heading) 

Zac picks up the hitchhiker and the man then blows Zac away, now there’s white smudges all over the passenger seat

now he has to sell his little old dodge ram 

Zac buys a new dodge, claims he wants a flat-bed, meanwhile he could’ve just put a flat-bed on the Ram he already had (oh yeah) but now Kerry will never know that Zac likes men 

Zac takes the doors off of his little jeep wrangler, he washes it clean because as it turns out he got head from another man

Zac why are you like this? Don’t you love Kerry? (Ooooo I don’t know)

Zac now has no ride, he got rid of all of them, now he is the hitchhiker asking to give some head 

Country Rock