Free Free Free

I want a free life

I’m not gonna work

I saw a funny sounding name

So I pushed the button

Hard work means nothing to a liberal

Free kombucha

Free beach house vinyl records

Free eye rolling

Nothing more unamerican than a Muslim in charge of New York City

I want to live in a big woke castle for free and listen to smug goth music all day long and most importantly I will never work

Shows shows shows

Free free free free

All produce and meat for free

(Ok but who is paying for it?)

Shut up racist! You are officially canceled!!!!

Ok but who is going to pay for it?

Jesus, I’m just asking. Seriously where do you think all of this money is coming from?

Shut up fascist meanie!!!!!