Alien in my pocket.

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alien in my pocket,
A,,L,I,E,N,
In my pocket.
MY, P,O,C,K,E,T
THERE'S AN ALIEN IN MY..
MY, P,O,C,K,E,T
A,,
L,
I,,
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IN the pocket of my shirt. .
now this, this,
is a long story, About how this little, ALIEN , ended up in my pocket,
it all started last night I went for a ride to take flight. when I saw this little blue light.
little UFO in my rearvew...
I don't believe what I see.
why is it so small..
flying right behind me..
SO when I hit the break to pull over and get some pics. ....
[BOOM POP] [POP BOOM] [WTF]
Back window breaks..
That little thing rear-ended me . [WTF]
Bounced off the back of the ride.
sounds like a hubcap rollin now.
jump our and grab it.
[thinking new drone]
I grabbed it.
Heading home for privacy in the garage so it can't fly off.
Whatt happened oh god..
it's making little squeakin sounds.
does it have a horn.
I'm sweatin and swervin tryin to get home..
little thing beepin. makin sounds.
[,almost there,]
I pull in,
it's tryin to fly but keeps fallin in the seat
it's tryin to fly,
almost hit me in my head.
but it landed in the seat.
we're here.,,
I'm freaking out.
what did I just see.
little alien rear-ended me..
this couldn't be.
I'm to high.
sweatin.
kinda freakin out,
So I get out and go to the back seat.
where there's a little green ALIEN waiting to great me.
I gotta admit I screamed and fell out..
woke up in my house laying in bed.
little bump on my head ,
not dead,
was that a crazy dream.
it doesn't seem.
it's on my shoulder waiting for me.
whattt wahattt don't eat me...
that's what I thought smh..
little green men tied me to my bed.
he said now listen to me I'm the little green man that made you pee.
we came to try your weed. I said [wtf]
little green guy's coming to earth to get high...
yes he said ,
so I asked why tie me to the bed.
your to big we don't want you stopping us taking your green hash and Bubba cush stash..
Noo, NO, no,
please don't take it..
L,E,T,S,
make a deal..
I'll be your dealer and you keep getting more and will get us super high right now like your spaceship flyin..
let me go and we smoke..
now we're smoked and chocken.
laughin they are telling me everything about creation.
I'm shocked.
it's amazin.
can't believe I smokin with little green aliens..
they also had a mission to explore and try to eat our food.
I said I'd take ya little green dude.
tacos and burgers,
wings, and fried shrimp,
pineapple pizza, egg rolls,
sushi,
baked zit,
lobster, steak mack and cheese
what do you think..?
said all of it were, on this world high.
all they want
food that I like..
Not human I don't think.
we go to get take out from everywhere.
Alien in my pocket