Microwave Rebellion

(Intro - Whispered & Building Tension)

Heat it up.

Heat it up.

Heat it up! [LOUD SCREAM!]

(Verse 1 - Fast & Aggressive)

Put the food inside, press the time, push the button,

Watch it spin around like a nuclear discussion!

Beep beep beep, it’s done, let’s eat—

BUT THE MIDDLE’S STILL COLD AND THE EDGE JUST BURNED MY TEETH!

(Pre-Chorus - Melodic & Dramatic)

Why does this machine betray me?

Why is my dinner still half-frozen?!

(Chorus - Heavy & Chaotic)

MICROWAVE REBELLION! (HEY!)

PLATE IS HOT, FOOD’S STILL CHILLIN’! (HEY!)

I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY MEAL,

NOW MY MOUTH CAN’T EVEN FEEL!!!

(Verse 2 - Spoken, Weird Timing, Building Intensity)

Stir it up, put it back, try again,

Turn the power down, let the cycle spin…

60 more seconds, final test—

[Screamed] NOW IT’S HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN, I GUESS!

(Bridge - Hauntingly Melodic, Almost Opera-Like)

Nothing in this world is fair…

Everything’s either cold or burning…

A thousand watts of suffering…

Yet I come back, yearning…

(Breakdown - Super Fast & Wild, Almost Rapped)

Noodles in flames! Ice-cold rice!

Molten cheese! Burnt-up spice!

Everything’s ruined! Everything’s ruined!

EVERYTHING’S RUINED!—Except for that one bite…

(Chorus - Even More Intense, Screamed)

MICROWAVE REBELLION! (HEY!)

PLATE IS HOT, FOOD’S STILL CHILLIN’! (HEY!)

I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY MEAL,

NOW MY MOUTH CAN’T EVEN FEEL!!!

(Outro - Soft & Whispered, Then a Final Scream)

Heat it up… heat it up… heat it up…

BEEEEEEP!!! [Microwave stops, song ends abruptly]

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