I Hate These Damn Bugs

I hate flies

You know the stupid bugs that fly around like they think they own the damn place

They’re all over my face, landing on my face, crawling on me, freaking pestering me

You know how much I hate flies? I would grab every little fly and put them in a gas chamber 

I would literally pull a German maneuver on these bitches…

They be landing on my food, they be getting on my food meanwhile they were on the toilet less than 40 seconds ago 

(How disgusting) 

Fuck curing cancer, how about we cure all these flies by putting them in a gas chamber, in a fire, hell fuck it, I’ll even sacrifice a microwave (let’s kill them in the microwave)

What fucking purpose do they serve? They die in less than a week, they pester you, they annoy you

They’ll land in your semen if you let them

I hate these fucking flies 

I would literally pull a German maneuver on these bitches…

When will we ever find a poison to kill all these flies?

Rap