Detour Deluxe

Hit the gas, no brakes, moving fast down the lane

Took a left when we should’ve stayed straight in our lane

Tank is full, got the snacks all packed in the back

Everything was going smooth till the wheels went flat

Rolling through the city with the music up high

Talking ‘bout the plans, yeah, the trip’s looking right

Checked the GPS, but the signal cut out

Now we’re off course, and the road’s full of doubt

Took the wrong exit, now we’re lost in the trees

No streetlights, just the rustling leaves

Pulled up on a farm, met a guy named Clyde

He said, “You look stuck,” and I couldn’t deny

Road trip gone wrong, now we’re off the map

Engine light’s on, and we’re running out of gas

Tires in a ditch, all the bags in the back

This ain’t what we planned, but we’re not turning back

Clyde said, “Hop in, I can give you a ride”

Didn’t trust the guy, but we swallowed our pride

Sat between two goats in the bed of his truck

Thought we caught a break, then the wheels got stuck

Mudslide hit, now we’re deep in the ground

Shoes got wrecked, had to walk back to town

Tried calling a cab, but there’s no service here

Now we’re trekking down the road with our fate unclear

Road trip gone wrong, now we’re off the map

Engine light’s on, and we’re running out of gas

Tires in a ditch, all the bags in the back

This ain’t what we planned, but we’re not turning back

Hitchhiked once, then we tried it again

The driver seemed cool, till he pulled out a grin

He said, “Don’t ask questions,” so we jumped out fast

Now we’re walking down the highway, hoping this won’t last

Road trip went south, but it’s one for the books

Next time, bring a charger and a map that we trust

The car’s still stuck, but the story’s alright

Just another wild ride—guess we’ll roll the dice