Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] There’s a Karen on aisle seven Screamin’ “WHERE’S YOUR MANAGER?” again A dude in Crocs stole all the ribeyes And slipped on a wet floor sign Kid pukin’ in the cereal Granny fightin’ over Tylenol Carts crashin’, scanners beepin’ And the intercom keeps bleepin’… ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – Doom groove] You wanted low prices? Now pay the toll ’Cause rollback signs Don’t fix your soul ⸻ [Chorus – Full metal scream] 🎤 It’s Walmart and Hell! Checkout lines to the seventh realm Demons in blue vests ring the bell You came for socks But you lost yourself Yeah, welcome to Walmart… and Hell! ⸻ [Verse 2] That old man’s sleepin’ on a beanbag chair And someone’s kid just shaved their hair The fitting room’s locked from the inside With someone cryin’ “I NEED A RIDE!” Security guard’s half-asleep He’s vaping in the bakery There’s blood in the toy aisle And the rollback’s a lie! ⸻ [Pre-Chorus – Slower, spoken with building rage] Low wages High screams This place was built On shattered dreams ⸻ [Chorus – Louder, more chaotic] 🎤 It’s Walmart and Hell! Rollin’ carts into a corporate cell You thought it was cheap — you couldn’t tell That aisle ten was cursed as well You’re trapped in Walmart… and Hell! ⸻ [Bridge – Breakdown] (Self-checkout glitchin’) (Receipts ain’t printin’) (The greeter’s a demon) (And management’s missin’) “You need assistance?” …TOO LATE! ⸻ [Final Chorus – Chant with a doom groove] 🎤 Walmart and Hell! Wages low, but damn it sells Line snakes back to Taco Bell You want a refund? Go to… Hell! ⸻ [Outro – Whispered like a cursed receipt printer] Thank you for shopping. No returns… Only regrets.
Tags
Heavy doom metal track with pounding riffs, thunderous drums, eerie whispers, and theatrical horrorcore vocal delivery.
Duration
3:37
Instrumental
No
Created
7/6/2025