Track · Jul 6, 2025 · English
Walmart and Hell
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10
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1
Duration
3:37
Language
English
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
There’s a Karen on aisle seven
Screamin’ “WHERE’S YOUR MANAGER?” again
A dude in Crocs stole all the ribeyes
And slipped on a wet floor sign
Kid pukin’ in the cereal
Granny fightin’ over Tylenol
Carts crashin’, scanners beepin’
And the intercom keeps bleepin’…
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[Pre-Chorus – Doom groove]
You wanted low prices?
Now pay the toll
’Cause rollback signs
Don’t fix your soul
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[Chorus – Full metal scream]
🎤
It’s Walmart and Hell!
Checkout lines to the seventh realm
Demons in blue vests ring the bell
You came for socks
But you lost yourself
Yeah, welcome to Walmart… and Hell!
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[Verse 2]
That old man’s sleepin’ on a beanbag chair
And someone’s kid just shaved their hair
The fitting room’s locked from the inside
With someone cryin’ “I NEED A RIDE!”
Security guard’s half-asleep
He’s vaping in the bakery
There’s blood in the toy aisle
And the rollback’s a lie!
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[Pre-Chorus – Slower, spoken with building rage]
Low wages
High screams
This place was built
On shattered dreams
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[Chorus – Louder, more chaotic]
🎤
It’s Walmart and Hell!
Rollin’ carts into a corporate cell
You thought it was cheap — you couldn’t tell
That aisle ten was cursed as well
You’re trapped in Walmart… and Hell!
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[Bridge – Breakdown]
(Self-checkout glitchin’)
(Receipts ain’t printin’)
(The greeter’s a demon)
(And management’s missin’)
“You need assistance?”
…TOO LATE!
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[Final Chorus – Chant with a doom groove]
🎤
Walmart and Hell!
Wages low, but damn it sells
Line snakes back to Taco Bell
You want a refund?
Go to…
Hell!
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[Outro – Whispered like a cursed receipt printer]
Thank you for shopping.
No returns…
Only regrets.
Style
heavy doom metal track with pounding riffsthunderous drumseerie whispersand theatrical horrorcore vocal delivery.english
Credits
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Dead_Love_Drive
Dead_Love_DriveGeneratedJul 6, 2025
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