Mr. Rogers vs The Unlucky Me

[Verse]
Walking through the neighborhood what did I see
A man in a sweater grinning at me
Thought I'd crack a joke thought I'd be cool
Turned out real quick I'm the neighborhood fool
[Verse 2]
Mr. Rogers he stepped up real smooth
Said hello there neighbor I got news
You mess with a smile you gonna get the blues
Now my face got the memo just like new shoes
[Chorus]
Mr. Rogers laid me out flat
Didn't see it coming with a hit like that
He got me good now I'm on the mat
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his hat
[Verse 3]
I thought it was sweet talk but man was I wrong
Had a one-two punch like a knockout song
Who's the happy guy with the power so strong
Well now I know where I don't belong
[Verse 4]
He gave me a wink then a pat on the head
Said don't worry friend you'll be just fine instead
Next time you'll know better now go to bed
Heard it loud and clear with a face so red
[Chorus]
Mr. Rogers laid me out flat
Didn't see it coming with a hit like that
He got me good now I'm on the mat
Wonder if he'll let me borrow his hat