Dancin Salmon Song

Salmon salmon jammin song

Built tan dudes in beach approved thongs

Salmon jammin salmon mon

What is the problem my friend?

Too many kingfishers on the tour boat (wooo wooooooo!!)

Welcome to the Caribbean coast

Where a Jamaican mon with a dick that looks like burnt toast

Will pancake you until you shoot your syrup Mon

Salmon salmon we be jammin song

Everybody fockin dance god damnit

Please just dance

I will not ask again mon!

Dance to the mother fockin salmon song

Dance I don’t care if you dance wrong

For goodness sakes salmon flakes

Just dance until you come in your baggy skateboarding pants Mon

Salmon dance

Do the salmon danceeeee

Red stripes on me! Drink up!

Wooooo!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the Caribbean mon!

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