Dancin Salmon Song

Salmon salmon jammin song
Built tan dudes in beach approved thongs 
Salmon jammin salmon mon

What is the problem my friend?
Too many kingfishers on the tour boat (wooo wooooooo!!)
Welcome to the Caribbean coast 
Where a Jamaican mon with a dick that looks like burnt toast 
Will pancake you until you shoot your syrup Mon 

Salmon salmon we be jammin song
Everybody fockin dance god damnit
Please just dance
I will not ask again mon!

Dance to the mother fockin salmon song
Dance I don’t care if you dance wrong
For goodness sakes salmon flakes 
Just dance until you come in your baggy skateboarding pants Mon 

Salmon dance 
Do the salmon danceeeee

Red stripes on me! Drink up!
Wooooo!!!!!!!! 
Welcome to the Caribbean mon!
Salmon salmon salmon salmon salmon salmon salmon salmon jammin salmon 

Jamaican, dance